Blank Minds

[Regis Philbin]

[Luv2RockNsweat]

Try these to Treat Blank Minds (http://www.rexgames.com/)

[Regis Philbin]

[SidewaysY]

Thanks Luv2! I saved it to favs because of my workload this week.

Regis~ have you no pearls of wisdom, no opinions to express? Nothing to share? How sad.

[Regis Philbin]

[~*Goody2Shoes*~]

I guess His posts resemble whats in his mind. NOTHING!!!!!!

[Luv2RockNsweat]

In his defense, he was able to ID Jodie Foster from an obscure photo. Hmmm...what the hell does that have to do with his mind - nevermind. Good eye Regis.

[post ghost]

[Regis Philbin]

[ellenmed]

Cat got your tongue? http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/confused.gif

Hi Mr. Philbin. Welcome to the 80's board. I'm a little slow. Actually, just busy at work and don't have enough time to play as often as I did a few months ago. But, glad to see you here. Hope you stick around for a long time.

Hey everyone else. Just checking in and catching up.
Nik- http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/eek.gif When did the moderator title happen?! You go girl!
garnet- Keep pursuing Nick. He's not jailbait anymore. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/biggrin.gif
ISOJ- Who you chasin' now? http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/wink.gif

[Regis Philbin]

[ellenmed]

....mmmm http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/confused.gif Why stick around if you're not gonna talk?

[Regis Philbin]

[ellenmed]

Well...judging by your post, you are:

smiling (that's a good sign)
from Planet Earth (that's good too)
are a person of few words (may be good)

So...what enlightening thing would you have on your mind that's related to 80's music?

[ellenmed]

we've traced the call...don't go anywhere...he's in the SAME house....


eek! Run! Run!

[pen&kev]

Uh, Helen Keller surfing today huh Reg http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/rolleyes.gif

[Patrick McIrish]

These are the smartest things I've ever heard from Regis - leave him alone!

Irish

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[SidewaysY]

Yes, Sir.

[Regis Philbin]

[marvaless]

It looks like Regis is just trying to up his number of post to get another star. I guess he goes for quantity instead of quality.

[marvaless]

http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/smile.gif

[marvaless]

I

(damn flood control)

[marvaless]

I

(damn flood control)

[marvaless]

Try this one more time, I want to be just like Regis when I grow up. Oops, I've already messed up, I had something to say, even if it may have been worthless.

[Java]

&*#72;&*#101;&*#101; &*#104;&*#101;&*#101; &*#104;&*#101;&*#101;&*#33;

...and taking out the stars you’ll get, well...

Hee hee hee!

[This message has been edited by Java (edited August 20, 2000).]

[Regis Philbin]

[ellenmed]

The madness never ends.... Argh!

[Regis Philbin]

[marvaless]

http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/smile.gif

[Regis Philbin]

[marvaless]

.

[Regis Philbin]

[Java]

[This message has been edited by Java (edited August 23, 2000).]

[Regis Philbin]

[Java]

[Este mensaje ha sido corregido por Java (corregida de agosto el 24, 2000).]

[SidewaysY]

*

[Regis Philbin]

[Perfect-Excuse]

This thread is much ado about nothing, it would seem!



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Wherever you go, there you are.

[Regis Philbin]

[MJ]

Glad to know I haven't missed much the past few days when I haven't had time to check the board.

[Regis Philbin]

[Perfect-Excuse]

....a man of few words, I see.

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Wherever you go, there you are.

[SidewaysY]

Oh, I get it. ISOJ is normally quite intelligent and literate, so this must be where she unloads the free-associative stuff that just pops in unannounced to her head. I wish I had a place for that. It usually just comes out of my mouth and creates all kinds of trouble!

[insearchofjustin]

Oh Sideways, I think you're giving me too much credit.

But in light of that... if you ever drop your keys in a river of molten lava... Let 'em go because man, they're gone.

[Luv2RockNsweat]

Sure, now you tell me.

Never put your elbow in your ear, really.

[Perfect-Excuse]

I once dropped a $100 bill in a port-o-potty and wondered about how much money would have to drop in there before I'd go after it. I'd have had to say "I don't want to be a millionaire."

Lava maybe, port-o-potty.... no!

[JayJay]

[insearchofjustin]

Laurie got offended when I used the word "puke". But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

[Perfect-Excuse]

Was that while you were eating it, or later that evening?

[insearchofjustin]

In weightlifting, I don't think sudden uncontrolled urination should disqualify you.

[Perfect-Excuse]

If that answered my question, then I need a translator -- with a quickness!

[ellenmed]

I'm kinda lost too. But then I just remembered. This thread is called "Blank Minds".

Thanks alot, Regis. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/rolleyes.gif

[ellenmed]

That's what anti-bacterial soap and water is for.

[Regis Philbin]

[Perfect-Excuse]

Regis, Since you post the blank character from the Windows character map as if you invented it, or you were the first person to think of it, you obviously want to draw attention to yourself. Well, I noticed. Yay! I noticed you are alive! Hooray! You have been spotted! Here's the pat on the back you so desperately need. <PAT PAT>

...now, please step aside and let the nice folks without self-esteem problems post.

Thanks.

[Regis Philbin]

[Regis Philbin]

[*~lovely girl~*]

Regis, do you just have some extra time on your hands, or what? =)~

[SidewaysY]

I don't think so. If he did, he'd come up with something worth talking about. I'm sure if he'd open up and be real we'd all like him alright. However, as it is, no one likes to sit and wait for a post page to open up, just to find out that no one posted anything but a blank. It's a waste of time.

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I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go
out with my mom, I don't look at other moms. I don't go
"Ooooh, I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."
-- Garry Shandling

[JayJay]

[insearchofjustin]

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

[Regis Philbin]

[Java]

...as Regis places a light bulb into it’s socket and waits for the world to revolve around him in order for it to twist in...

[JayJay]

[noobz]

Good morning JayJay/Regis.

[GlitchWizard]

How many Regis does it take to install a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a whole emergency room to get it out.

[Regis Philbin]

[Java]

Enter, Mr.Rogers to the rescue!

)))Strain((( ---> <<<Pull>>> ---> *takes break to get pipe wrench*


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There ya go!

[This thread has been one of the most fun rambling topics ever.]

[This message has been edited by Java (edited August 31, 2000).]

[Perfect-Excuse]

Thanks Java, I'm sure he appreciates it, what with all that swelling and all.

[Luv2RockNsweat]

I am sickened and appalled! (and LMAO!)

[marvaless]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/a.gif

[Regis Philbin]

[marvaless]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net7/Explodier_-_Smilie.gif

[Regis Philbin]

[Java]

Hey! Mr.Rogers must be a professional!
L@@K how fast the swelling went away! ROFLMAO!

[Regis Philbin]

[Java]

Haiku Error Messages
from (with minor editing): http://www.du.edu/~pwinkiel/humor/haiku

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Hal, open the file
Hal, open the darn file, Hal
open the, please Hal.

[Regis Philbin]

[ellenmed]

Those haiku's are perfect for iggy! Thanks JAVA!

[Java]

When I found the file and couldn’t resist. *LOL*

[insearchofjustin]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you, because, hey, free dummy.

[JayJay]

[Regis Philbin]

[Java]

It’s more fun driving around dressed up as a crash dummy. People look! *LOL

[insearchofjustin]

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

[Java]

and others fall in and drown...

[JayJay]

yawn

[Java]

Hey! -- *LOL*

*yawn* #2

[Regis Philbin]

[insearchofjustin]

As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.

[Regis Philbin]

[Java]

Car 54 where are you? *LOL*

[insearchofjustin]

Life is like a **** sandwich. The more bread you have, the less **** you have to eat.

[igster]

Since when is t u n a edited?

Police State!!!

[insearchofjustin]

http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/wink.gif

[Regis Philbin]

[Regis Philbin]

[MommaPickett]

Lots of hair and no brains.

[*~lovely girl~*]

D*mn, I can't believe this topic is still coming up...d*mn. D*mn.

[PapaPickett]

[Sal Collaziano]

http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/smile.gif hi

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[Sal Collaziano]

Wow. Two posts at the exact same minute. Cool. hehe http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/smile.gif

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