Fashion Police

[insearchofjason]

Anytime you see a picture worth reporting, feel free to post it here.

We are, after all, the Fashion Police.

Our latest victim:

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2001/anderson.041601.jpg

Didn't she have those things removed?

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:14 PM]

[kentuckychic]

My thought is this: Why did she even bother putting any clothes on at all??? That 'dress' leaves nothing to the imagination. COVER YOURSELF UP!!!!

[vester]

That's just gross.

Exactly KY. Why even put the top part of the dress on.
She should have one of those black lines across her eyes on a magazine page called, "Don't Even Think About It".

[sunshinegirl]

She is honestly the walking version of Barbie. That's just freaky...

How about anything NSYNC has ever worn...

[insearchofjason]

Pictures, Sunny... we need pictures!

[PB&Kev]

Those things look painful...like they're going to explode.

[NikDC]

Remind me of floaties.

Sunny, check your PMs when you get a chance.

[MerrySunshine]

I'm just afraid of her breasts . . . truely frightened.

(Hee-hee, floaties . . . good one, Nik.)

[vester]

Gitchee, gitchee, ya ya ya ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ...

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2001/aguilera.041601.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:15 PM]

[sunshinegirl]

That one is fashion, hair AND makeup police!

Pm's dutyfully checked and replied to Nikki! :D

[MerrySunshine]

Once again, one has to think that Xtina's stylist was just snickering into his hat when he suggested this get-up. Do celebrities lose thier sense of irony and . . . oh, I don't know . . . SIGHT when they become famous. I think the average person would have said, "You know what? I think that I'll keep my hair size to below three feet in diameter this evening." Gosh.

[vester]

Maybe it's the whole Ringling Brothers trend.

The hair & make-up are reminiscent of Bozo the Clown and the dress has been shredded by being in the Lion Tamer's Cage.

The trend is so fashion forward, we just can't see it.

[ellenmed]

My hair was never THAT big in the 80's. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

[MerrySunshine]

Ah, I see it now, vester . . . . And Pam up there is a juggler . . . apparently she's juggling melons. Yes, I see.

[Cali_1]

X-tina looks hideous. She didn't go out in public in that did she???

[ellenmed]

To an awards show, Cali. :eek:

[mikecheck]

How about to a wedding? And yes... Ellen's hair was big in the 80's, but like she said... NOT that big! BTW, that pisture says "Mrs. Ronald McDonald".

[kentuckychic]

I'm glad I didn't have seats behind her at the award show.

[garnet]

Pamela looks great in that picture compared to what she wore to an after Oscar party. Anybody know what I'm talking about? I'm trying to find a pic...

[vester]

Geez.
What was she wearing ... band-aids?

[garnet]

O.k., I found it. How do I post the pic on here?

[britneysmyGURL]

hehehehe i agree. cristina aguilera looked terrible

**that was going way too far**

[Edited by NikDC on April 25th, 2001 at 10:39 AM]

[ellenmed]

garnet, gotta put {img} in front of the link, then {/img} at the end.

How's Florida and the trailer park these days?

[garnet]

Oops...messed up...just try this:
http://a88.g.akamai.net/f/88/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/people/spc/oscars2001/barely/images/panderson.gif

[Edited by garnet on April 25th, 2001 at 10:16 AM]

[insearchofjason]

Use [ ] instead of { }.

[garnet]

http://a88.g.akamai.net/f/88/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/people/spc/oscars2001/barely/images/panderson.gif

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:15 PM]

[garnet]

Aha! Thanks ISOJ!!!

And this was at an Oscar party no less. How tacky!

[sunshinegirl]

Now I have to add a Britney pic, just because.

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/spears.121500.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:16 PM]

[insearchofjason]

I think Pamela's got bigger. :eek:

Britney looks like a friggen leprechaun... only in orange.

[garnet]

Yeesh!

[insearchofjason]

Make sure to get the .jpg or .gif at the end of the file... ;)

[vester]

That Justin, he's always after her lucky charms.

[MerrySunshine]

Did Britney steal that hat from a 1970s pimp? What gives?

That pic of Pammy . . . . Liz Hurley looks like she's afraid to touch Pam . . . maybe fear that one of those bazooms is going to explode on her. Hmmmm . . . .

[insearchofjason]

Liz would just lick it off... she's creative like that.

[vester]

Hmmm, Pammy's bazooms look somehow ... angry. :mad:

[sunshinegirl]

What is wrong with these two? (shut your eyes ISOJ)

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2001/spears.timberlake.040901.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:17 PM]

[insearchofjason]

She's about to knock him over.

[MerrySunshine]

The do look rather like they're on the attack, vester . . . . Maybe pissed that Pammy has dressed them thusly.

[MerrySunshine]

Am I wrong, but is Britney wearing a slip as a dress? That's almost like wearing a bra as a top.

[insearchofjason]

She's on a roll... why stop now?

I'm scared for Justin's outfit... it looks like fresh tar.

[sunshinegirl]

I have a nightgown like that...I never thought of it as a dress...

Ok, Pamela who? http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2001/braxton.022601.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:17 PM]

[MerrySunshine]

speaking of being on a roll . . . .

[sunshinegirl]

You can never have too much Xtina...

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2001/aguilera.022601.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:18 PM]

[insearchofjason]

I have to admit, I think Xtina looks cute in that picture.

[MerrySunshine]

She's going to have to work a lot harder to make those tiny little bazooms as big and angry as Pammy's.

And, ye gods! Is that a hairshirt she's wearing? Call your local monastary, Xtina's been rifling the monks' springtime wardrobe!

[Cali_1]

YES, you can have too much X-tina :)

[Edited by Cali_1 on April 25th, 2001 at 10:46 AM]

[sunshinegirl]

They are definitely not very angry. They may only be slightly crabby...

Xtina's face looks cute without looking like the Avon lady exploded on her. The outfit on the other hand...holy moly...and I'm not so sure about the braids...

[MerrySunshine]

I'm OK with the braids and the make-up . . . cute, but the outfit . . . I used to make fun of her hip-huggers with bandana gangsta chick outfits . . . but now I miss them. Must better than bizarre fashion experimentation of late.

[ellenmed]

sunshine, i have curtains that look like Braxton's "dress".

[vester]

And the $100,000 question is, do you wear these curtains out to social functions Ellen? ;)

[MerrySunshine]

LOL, vester. Awesome.

[ellenmed]

If you give me the $100,000! I will.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

LMAO@Merry..

http://aolsvc.aol.com/Webimage/popfashion/p1.jpg
I don't get it..is J.lo really all that?


[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:19 PM]

[insearchofjason]

Bix, sorry to be the one to break it to you, but she's better than Xtina.

[sunshinegirl]

Yes she is, and I think that's a good picture of her. :)

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Whatever you say :p Admittedly she hasn't gone off the deep end like Ms Fro, but I just don't see it..

[insearchofjason]

Well of course you don't see it... you haven't watched TV in weeks.

Hardy Har Har

[sunshinegirl]

Bix...I don't like the fact that we have the same location. It's scary. ;)

I've never seen J Lo's hair try to pretend it's the size of a large nation...

[insearchofjason]

Then you haven't seen her new video, Sunny.

[sunshinegirl]

Yes I have...but that's hair that's only the size of a small nation...

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

ISOJ's right.. it looks dangerous for her to be around powerlines

[insearchofjason]

And it's also being blown upward with the help of a very large fan.

Xtina's wouldn't move if a fan the size of a large nation was aimed directly at her. But if this should ever happen, beware of flying chunks of purple and red eyeshadow. I'd bet her eyelashes could cut glass too.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

It looked pretty buoyant to me.. like a giant cottonball

[insearchofjason]

Good, then she'll float when we throw her in the Crawfish River.

[sunshinegirl]

Poor Xtina...

Maybe the Crawfish River will actually thaw this weekend since it is supposed to be in the 80's this weekend. Let me remind everyone that it snowed here last Monday.

I want to go find some more fashion victim pictures...

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

What is the crawfish river?

[insearchofjason]

Sunny, the Crawfish River was in Southern Iowa... it wasn't frozen back in March when we drove over it and saw Xtina's bouyant head bobbing in and out.

And in case you're wondering, no... we didn't stop to help. Should we be expecting Phil Collins concert tickets in the mail soon?

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Buoyant hair :p I'm reminded of the rat-woman on Survivor..'If I saw you drowning, I wouldn't stop to help.' Eesh.

[Edited by Bix,threetwosandaBBQ on April 25th, 2001 at 12:29 PM]

[kentuckychic]

You all are killing me. I can't decide what is funnier the pictures or the comments made after the pictures.

Did Justin drag Britney out of the room before she finished getting dressed? That is a slip she is wearing. It's nowhere near being and actual dress. Yo JUSTIN, Let your woman get dressed before dragging her out of the room!!!!

That's the Toni Braxton dress that I was talking about a few months ago. Remember how I wondered how much Bounty had paid her to wear their paper towels?

J Lo has big ears.

Orange picture of Britney...have her bazooms gotten bigger? Folks, she ain't growing THAT much. She's been hittin' the silicone gods up.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Finally someone who speaks truth about J.lo... kentuckychick owns.

[insearchofjason]

http://a88.g.akamai.net/f/88/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/people/spc/bw2000/worst/images/bestworst_lilkim1.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:19 PM]

[kentuckychic]

Is that really considered 'dressed' at all?

[insearchofjason]

Speaking of boobs and eyeshadow:

http://a88.g.akamai.net/f/88/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/people/sp/bw99/worst/images/carson.jpg

Nice boots. :rolleyes:

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:19 PM]

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

RuPaul?

[sunshinegirl]

Am I the only person who doesn't know who the chick in the blue "dress" is?

Don't even get me started on Lil' Kim. I think clothes are against her religion...

[ellenmed]

Defnitely owns the title WORST!

She doesn't need a clothing stylist. She just needs CLOTHES!

[vester]

Isn't that P. Diddy's Mom?

[ellenmed]

She's on Ally McBeal. Calista's roomy.

[kentuckychic]

It's sad that when you make as much money as these people do you can't even afford the whole entire dress.

[vester]

Or a bra! Put a bra on girl!
At least with Jello or X-tina and Britney we are in control of our bazooms. That chick just let's 'em flop. Nasty.

[kentuckychic]

somehow I knew that picture wasn't gonna work. it was a good one too.

[vester]

Oooo who's it of?
Mariah "Hoochie Mama" Carey?
Renee "Lemon Face" Zellweeger?

[DreamyEyesFan]

http://www.mtv.com/mtv/tubescan/vma00/redcarpet/images/event_artist_10.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:20 PM]

[ellenmed]

This looks like my mom's old kitchen curtains.
http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2001/lopez.032601.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:20 PM]

[vester]

Too ... many ... jokes ... can't ... get ... one ... out.

If she's bored at the award show, people can play tic tac toe on her stomach grid.

[MerrySunshine]

LOL, Ellen.

Lil Kim . . . Hmmmm. That white "pants" thing . . . . Is it just me or should your clothes never accentuate your bikini line? I think that should be a hard and fast rule . . . unless wearing a bikini or other swim togs, your clothes should never draw attention to the bikini line. Yes.

[close/clothes, eh, who cares about spelling anyway . . . . ;)]

[Edited by MerrySunshine on April 25th, 2001 at 01:23 PM]

[vester]

My eyes! My eyes!

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/derossi.032000.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:21 PM]

[ellenmed]

I wonder if Li'l Kim is ever cold. Would she throw on a handerkerchief?

[MerrySunshine]

Is that Mandy, er, Portia de Rossi? Nice zebra, nice zebra.

[sweetest_soul]

Okay first of all Pammy got the new "implants"... They aren't really implants but something like "silly string" that they pump into your chest... They are supposed to be safer than silicone or saline and thats why they look so much better. Any-hoo as for CA they took that pic with bad lighting on purpose cause they didn't like her outfit... I saw two pics by other photographers that turned out much better... She looked really good that night... Okay, and yeah that outfit is way out there.

[insearchofjason]

Do her zebra thighs look creepishly thin or is it just me?

Don't knock Mandy Moore... she rocks.

[MerrySunshine]

No, no, not Mandy Moore . . . Nuthin' wrong with that youngster. I thought Portia de Rossi's real name was like Mandy Smith or some other fairly common name. That's what I meant. :D

BTW, Pammy has silly string breasts? I wouldn't say they look better . . . I would say they look like they're coming for us all! Scary!

[ellenmed]

One of my best friends is a comedian. He used to be on a sitcom on the WB station that had a middle school theme to it. Portia de Rossi was one of the "teachers". (This was right before Ally McBeal.) Met her and she is really cool. The camera adds 10 pounds to pictures. Really, she is much more skinny in real life.

[garnet]

http://a88.g.akamai.net/f/88/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/people/spc/oscars2001/redcarpet/images/bjork.gif


This is just plain wrong!

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:22 PM]

[garnet]

http://a88.g.akamai.net/f/88/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/people/pprofiles/jlopez/images/pgjlopez1.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:23 PM]

[garnet]

http://a88.g.akamai.net/f/88/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/people/sp/bw99/images/rebecca.gif

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:23 PM]

[kentuckychic]

Have I mentioned that J Lo has big ears?

Swan Dress...scary....shouldn't be worn by anyone, no matter how big of a star you are.

No matter what kind of light the picture was taken X-tina still looked scary. Scarier than the swan dress.

Oh yeah, the chick in the last picture must have forgotten her skirt somewhere. I guess her man drug her out of the room before she finished getting dressed too, like Justin did Britney.

[vester]

KY, I think I know what happened.
Rebecca was wearing a long dress but it seems to be unravelling. You can see the threads hanging where the rest of the dress used to be.

Man, I hate that when it happens.

[insearchofjason]

I think Rebecca's man probably takes more time getting ready than she does, so that shoots that theory to hell.

[kentuckychic]

That's it exactly vester!!! She had a loose thread and when she went to pull it off the whole entire dress came apart.

[Galadriel]

http://media.backstreet.net/pics/fan/@nickpics/a/984860836-578.jpg
God bless him!

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:23 PM]

[vester]

Who is that?
Was he one of the smurfs?

[PB&Kev]

Looks like he has a condom on his head.

[insearchofjason]

It's a human penis! With ZITS!

Ew.

[vester]

Maybe he's from the planet Zaytox and that's what their heads look like.
We shouldn't make fun.

[sunshinegirl]

Who is that hat-ed man?

Ooh...more Xtina fans. That makes me think that more horrible pictures of her are neccessary. I take no sides...

Silly string breasts...I really wish there was a "shake your head" smilie...

Lil' Kim is from another planet.

[vester]

Sunny, is this one? Wait for it ...

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/cwm/cwm/sd1.gif

[vester]

Zoinks!

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/simpson.120500.jpg

Hi, I'm Jessica Simpson and these are my bazooms.

(I spelled her name Simpsom at first)

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:24 PM]

[Galadriel]

Well, there's STYLE for ya.
(If someone didn't realize, the hat man was Nick Carter.)

[sunshinegirl]

LMAO @ Nick Carter. I did not recognize him at all!

Of course, I also thought that that pic of Jessica was actually Sandra Bernhard....shows how much I know ;)

vester, yes I think that is most definitely a "shake your head" smilie! :D

[insearchofjason]

That Jessica Simpson picture wins (so far) for worst-dressed!

Rhaa aha ha ahahaha

[vester]

Do ya think when Jessica was leaving the house she realized it was chilly and said, "Quick! Throw me the bath mat! I'll use it as a coat!"

[kentuckychic]

I hope she knows that the outfit along with the bath mat make her look as big as the side of a barn. I hope there was a little truck with flashing lights going in front of her complete with a sign that says WIDE LOAD.

[MJ]

I'm speechless...this thread defintely belongs on the LD Hall of Fame.

If Pam would give about 3/4 of her knockers to Leanne Rhimes..they'd both have a nice set...LOL

[kentuckychic]

Hey MJ, how's life??? Did you go to Thunder?

[MJ]

hey ky.....no I'm scared of all those people...lol.I actually was in Louisville that afternoon bowling in The Derby Tournament(didn't bowl very good either)..but was out of town aroun 6 pm.It was neat seeing ALL those people siiting on the river....someday I'll go but only if I pay those high prices and don't have to use a port a pot(I'm funny that way)

[DreamyEyesFan]

Lil Kim belongs to the worst UNDERdressed

http://www.spicepix.co.uk/group228.jpg These people were actually popular in the U.S. for more than 10 seconds..

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:24 PM]

[PB&Kev]

What thoughts were going through Posh's mind right when that picture was taken? Any?

That's one bizarre look.

[vester]

My ... head ... is ... stuck ... on ... the ... left ... side.
Can't move my head! Can't move my head!
Sporty? Give my head a push would ya?

[sunshinegirl]

Is Posh doing her best Spiderman impression in that particular ensamble?

[insearchofjason]

They're soooo not Eden's Crush. :)

[sunshinegirl]

Have you heard ISOJ? Eden's Crush is going to be at Star Party this year!

Along with Nelly Futicelli and SHAGGY! ;)

[Galadriel]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/0049-jur/smithann.ani
No fashion police thread without Anna Nicole!

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:25 PM]

[PB&Kev]

The cast really completes that outfit.

I wonder how she did that. Or maybe not.

[vester]

I wonder if she needed the cast because she hurt her hand trying to pry her dead husband's coffin open to check for change in his pockets.

[insearchofjason]

LMAO @ vester :)

I heard, Sunny. Quite a disappointing lineup if you ask me. There's no real 'headliner' scheduled to be there. They must have a carbon monoxide leak at the radio station, because they seem to think Shaggy is headliner material.

[vester]

Shaggy - Blech!
Nelly Furtado - If I have to hear "I'm Like A Bird" one more time, I'm sticking a fork into my forehead.

We have a Canadian group called "Sugar Jones". However, if you played me Dream, Eden's Crush and Sugar Jones, I could not tell them apart.

[insearchofjason]

I only know one song that Eden's Crush sings, but I'm still obsessed with them.

I want their clothes. I want their hair. I want to be their friend. ;)

[vester]

Me. I want to be Sandra Bullock.

[sunshinegirl]

I love Ms. Futicelli...;) I still love that song, not sure why.

Ok, here's the pathetic line-up for all of you playing along at home

Shaggy, the headliner. The dj's are stupid, if I haven't mentioned that before.
Eden's Crush
Black eyed peas (or something...WHO?)
Uncle Cracker
Nelly Furtado

and I think that's it...how pathetic and sad is that? The Madison, WI version of this had more high priced acts than that pathetic excuse for a radio show.

[sunshinegirl]

Prom gone horribly wrong... http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Oscars2000/Fashion/Images/3banks.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:26 PM]

[sunshinegirl]

*sigh* There is nothing right about this...and this is actually GOOD for them...
http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Grammys2001/Fashion/Images/rev_nsync.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:26 PM]

[Galadriel]

http://media.backstreet.net/pics/fan/@grouppics/a/987019456-287.jpg
Just putting this one up for comparison. An average BSB fashion statement I'd say. Notice how Nick has the white hat thing happening again.

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:27 PM]

[ellenmed]

Kevin...Kevin...Kevin
tsk..tsk
Just letting yourself go like that

[Cali_1]

Hold up...who's the guy on the end, over on the left? Howie doesn't have a twin does he?

[DreamyEyesFan]

http://mariahworld.com/gallery/caps/2000/ama/ama28.jpg Evidence less is just plain less..

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:27 PM]

[insearchofjason]

Kevin's prepping for a career as an auto mechanic after this boyband gig doesn't pan out.

Time's up buddy... go fill out that application.

[ellenmed]

More "painful" than plain less!
Ouch Mariah!

[garnet]

http://a88.g.akamai.net/f/88/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/people/spc/oscars2001/barely/images/ganderson.gif


Gillian Anderson of X files

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:28 PM]

[garnet]

http://a88.g.akamai.net/f/88/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/people/spc/oscars2001/barely/images/treid.gif


Tara Reid looks like she's going to a toga party

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:28 PM]

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

G files? :eek:

http://lfi.co.uk/lowres/21000/21000818.jpg
Need some D'arcy love...;)

http://lfi.co.uk/lowres/21083/21083622.jpg
Recurring favorite for some reason..

http://lfi.co.uk/lowres/21089/21089400.jpg
Identity crises abound..


[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:29 PM]

[garnet]

http://www.justplaincher.com/gallery/cher64.jpg

God only knows where Cher was in this get up!

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:30 PM]

[Amelia]

http://www.britneyfans.com/photos/vma2000advert/bsvma2000ad01.jpg

http://popmusic.acmecity.com/backstage/80/pics/innocence.jpg

"It's all about the music. Why does everyone talk about my boobs?"

http://popmusic.acmecity.com/backstage/80/pics/rs11.jpg

"I'm a virgin"

http://popmusic.acmecity.com/backstage/80/pics/britneykidschoiceprofile.jpg

Britney's Spheres

[Edited by NikDC on May 31st, 2001 at 07:30 PM]

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Come on now Amelia.. :p

Cher -- trying out for the Mummy 2?

[Amelia]

Yeah you like those Britney ones don't you ;)

[Amelia]

Actually, I really like Britney, she's cool. But she is just too darn easy to make fun of!

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

:o I wasn't looking at any pictures :o LMAO actually I thought you were just being mean.. Welcome (belated) to the board though :D

[kentuckychic]

And I quote, "I'm not that innocent".

[Query]

:rolleyes:

[PB&Kev]

It is just me or they seem to change size in every single picture we see?

Maybe she has one of those "pumps" where she can inflate or deflate them depending her her mood.

[kentuckychic]

Or Justin's mood.

[insearchofjason]

Again, I have to go against the popular vote and say I think the picture of Britney as a hot dog vendor is not only creative, but cute too.

Regarding the comparison between the first picture (hot dog) and the second picture (bedroom), DAMN that girl's lost some weight. I can see why Justin wanted to keep their relationship on the DL way back in the day.

And one final note regarding the white shirt/boobs/nipples all out of place picture... I'd sue my doctor if my nipples pointed towards my feet. This photo must have been taken shortly after the surgery, because they still look 'swollen'.

[vester]

The picture with Britney as a hot dog vendor was a publicity shot for the MTV Awards. They had the Syncy boys as construction workers. I quite enjoyed it.

Some of the Britney pictures have been manipulated. That's why they look like they're going up and down in size. The girl looks good. She should wear some more clothes more often to be different, but she does look good.

Oh, and Gillian Anderson, that was just a really bad look.

[kentuckychic]

Woohoo, we now have over 1000 views of this post. I'm glad we're so damn entertaining for everyone else. Feel free to join us, just don't say anything stupid.

[Galadriel]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/0763-ame/electra6.arm
Carmen Electra. You go girl!

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:54 AM]

[vester]

I almost posted that picture Galadriel.
I was going to entitle it "Charo 2001"

Le Freak, c'est chic!

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/dion.angelil.011100.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:54 AM]

[kentuckychic]

Doesn't Macy Gray have a dress like the one C.E. is wearing????

[ellenmed]

This thread is hilarious. I gotta go find that PeeWee Herman pic. Be back.

[insearchofjason]

Celine Dion is a man.

[insearchofjason]

http://www.etonline.com/Media/catlady_et_010426_par-2.jpg

I know we can't see what she's saying, but the fashion statement she's making with her face is enough to spark a conversation or two.

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:54 AM]

[ellenmed]

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Set/3881/9herman_peewee.jpg

[vester]

That woman is that "Cat Woman". She's a rich socialite.
She spent thousands of dollars to look like a "cat"!

Frankly, she looks like she got whacked with a toaster.

[insearchofjason]

Why would someone want to look like a cat? I mean, come on... look like a gerbil if you're going to look like an animal. :rolleyes:

[vester]

Or a hamster on acid, as per Macy Gray ...

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Grammys2001/Photo/Images/red_macy.gray.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:55 AM]

[ellenmed]

That's a cute oufit! Except, the boots have got to go. Some white strappy sandals would've completed that look.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

http://www.etonline.com/Media/catlady_et_010426_par-2.jpg
What is that?

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:55 AM]

[Galadriel]

I don't know, but I think it's human.

[insearchofjason]

I was flipping the channels last weekend and came across a female version of Jerry Springer on the Univision channel.

It initially caught my attention because there were gay men fighting in Spanish on the stage. But I soon became hooked when I took a closer look at all the people sitting in the audience behind the hostess. They appeared to be love-children of this 'cat woman' and the guy from "Mask".

I was so intruiged, in fact, that I popped in a blank tape and RECORDED part of it.

Vester, if Sunny EVER decides to come back over to my house, I'll put it on the tape for you.

[chillin']

Who is that Cat Woman?

[insearchofjason]

Her name is Jocelyne Wildenstein and this is what she use to look like:

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/austin/pictures/23c_fashion_style.jpg

This is her now:

http://www.askmen.com/fashion/austin/pictures/23d_fashion_style.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:55 AM]

[insearchofjason]

Anagrams:

Rearranging the letters of 'Jocelyne Wildenstein' gives:
Yelled: new injections!

[MerrySunshine]

Whew, just got finished catching up on this thread! Quite the roll there, my brothers and sisters. Anyway, one thought in particular:

Gillian Anderson? Why do we have to see that? I especially liked the tan line across her back. (Very faint, but it's there.)

Also, Anna Nicole . . . I've actually met her step-grandson-in-law (Texans, you know) . . . . They love old Grannie Nicole a lot. Heh. He's actually older than her. Ick.

[chillin']

I thought the point was to make yourself look better, not worse, over time.

[insearchofjason]

Well, sometimes you get a piece of work that wants to look like a domestic animal. :rolleyes:

The chances of someone like that having the actual money to go through with it is quite a rarity though.

[MerrySunshine]

She was pretty BEFORE . . . . Yikes.

[chillin']

Thoughts of Grace Jones come to mind.
Or Karen Black with a bitter beer face.

[MerrySunshine]

Bitter beer face! LOL. Perfect.

[chillin']

Everyone have a cool weekend. Does this board keep cranking on weekends?

[PB&Kev]

ISOJ, Univision is addictive.

They also have this talk show called El Gordo y La Flaca which literally translates into the Fat Guy and The Blonde.

[vester]

She does look like Karen Black!

Hmmmm the Fat Guy and the Blonde. Are you sure this wasn't a made for TV-movie about the marriage of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger?

[insearchofjason]

Usually it dies on the weekends... but we'll be back here bright and early Monday morning!

[chillin']

I found Alec wasn't really acting much as Julia Roberts' hubby in "Notting Hill". He was a total jerk. I can't stand him.

[vester]

Truthfully, Alec is someone I could listen to tell stories ad nauseum. Whenever he's on a talk show, he tells the funniest, most interesting stories. However, even jerks can tell good stories.

[insearchofjason]

Doesn't he own a restaurant? I bet he snuggles up under the garbage disposal at night and just opens his mouth wide open.

[chillin']

All the other Baldwin Bros have bitter beer face.

[DreamyEyesFan]

Actually El Gordo Y La Flaca translates to The Fat Guy and Skinny Lady.

http://i.univision.com.d4p.net/contentuvn/rinconlatino/elgordo/images/momentos_001.gif

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:56 AM]

[vester]

Is it mentioned if the skinny lady is blonde? ;)

[DreamyEyesFan]

Nope. She's the niece of Emilio Estefan. She must have plenty of cash. Lots.

[vester]

The Estefan clan is everywhere.
And usually if an Estefan is present, Andy Garcia is lurking close behind.

[insearchofjason]

And if Andy Garcia is around, Andy McDowell ain't far behind either.

[DreamyEyesFan]

Have you noticed Shakira is closely becoming part of the Estefans? It's too much of a coincidence for her producer's wife to hand her a Grammy back in February. Looked set up almost. But I love Shakira.

[ellenmed]

Back to Alec for a sec...

I love his set on SNL about his Shwettie Meatballs!

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

LMAO.. I thought that was hilarious. SNL needs to bring back Jeopardy.

[vester]

I saw that Ellen! LOL
SNL is the perfect forum for him forum forum ... whew ...
He was hilarious on it!

[ellenmed]

Did you see the other girls totally lose it when one missed her line? It was hilarious! I was crying, dying of laughter.

[vester]

I love the Jeopardy segments Bix!
Especially when they have Sean Connery on it.
He always screws up the titles ... I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $100 Alex.
That's An Album Cover Connery. Too funny.

[ellenmed]

Will Ferrell is a genius.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

If any of you have Napster you need to download some of those SNL Jeopardy clips.. I have about 7. I recommend a segment inconspicuously named 'Buck Futter'. ;)

[MerrySunshine]

I think I just saw that Anal Bum Cover epi. the other day on comedy central! Also had Norm McDonald doing Burt Reynolds. Classic. Not much for his sitcom, but Norm McDonald as a stand-up comic rocks . . . .

[Amelia]

I dont know who to blame. Jessica...or is that Britney? hmmm

http://www.britneyspearsaddiction.com/pictures8/01L.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:57 AM]

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

I'd recognize that bellybutton anywhere ..Britney ;)

http://lfi.co.uk/lowres/21093/21093915.jpg
If you buy these Blockbuster bookends now we'll even throw in this used Elton John wig seen here modeled on pop princess Christina Aguilera!

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:57 AM]

[garnet]

Wow! Who would have thought all that hair would fit into the pic!

[garnet]

http://www.holemusic.com/photos/v11.jpg


Courtney Love is a naughty monkey

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:58 AM]

[Galadriel]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There just isn't anything right with that picture.

[chillin']

Norm as Burt Reynolds is classic! They showed 25 years of music of SNL on VH1 this weekend. Chris Farley's interview of Paul McCartney was too funny. Then when Adam Sandler sang on weekend update and got audience participation from Paul and Linda with the "doop doop doop doop" and "shamalama-ding-dong"...........

[insearchofjason]

Have we figured out if that's Britney or Jessica?

[sunshinegirl]

It's Britney. I can't remember what it's from but I've seen that outfit before.

[Amelia]

The link had Britney's name in it, so yeah it really is Britney, but I swear she looks more like Jessica than herself there.

[Amelia]

http://www.mandymoore.freewire.co.uk/images/billboard991.jpg



[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:58 AM]

[insearchofjason]

That must be a really old picture of Mandy Moore because her sytle generally rocks my world.

Love her.

[MerrySunshine]

Hey, I think that's a cute little skirt . . . would have done a different top, though. Like the neon-green plaid. :)

[Short Chris]

You know Courtney Love has a killer body, but her face looks like she was hit with the ugly stick a whole bunch of times. You would definitely chew off your own arm before waking her up in the morning. ;)

[Amelia]

Merry, you can have the skirt I'll take the top, I think it's cute! I'm not a big fan of green plaid

InSearchOfJason, I know what you mean. The girl is years younger than me and I think she is the coolest person! Just not in that skirt ;)

[insearchofjason]

Oh I don't know about her being the coolest person. She's barely even borderline 'cool'.

But her clothes rock.

[Amelia]

alright then

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

the Courtney Love picture will never load... is this a good thing?

[sunshinegirl]

Glad you straightened that out ISOJ.

You aren't missing much Bix...except mostly naked Courtney ;)

[vester]

Someone tell me how it is fair that a woman who abused herself with drugs so much has a body like that?

I wish I were tall. With coltish legs.

ISOJ I have never, ever taken a second look at Mandy's outfits. Apparently I'm missing out.

[Short Chris]

You don't have coltish legs? Crap, now I have to change my database. Anything else you want to admit?

[vester]

Well ... ok ... I'm not a dead ringer for Elle McPherson, my eyes are not the colour of azure blue and I don't body double for Britney in photo layouts.

Other than that. Nothing. ;)

[PB&Kev]

You don't wish you were tall either. I absolutely hate it. I'd give anything to be about 4 or 5 inches shorter.

[Short Chris]

What would that make you PB, about 6'2" then? ;)

[insearchofjason]

When your tall, a man's height is always the first thing you're concerned with. When your short (or even just 5'5") it's something you take for granted.

I'm learning to like my height. And my name. My how people change when they get older. More accepting. Especially about things you can't change. :rolleyes:

[vester]

Wow. Do the rest of us look like ants down here? ;)

[vester]

I agree with you ISOJ, in my advanced age I am definitely more self-accepting.

You know what, I have never thought of myself as short. And I am. It wasn't until a recent picture that I saw how short I am compared to my friends. I assumed we were all the same height.

[sunshinegirl]

I love my name. And although I am not quite as amazon-like as ISOJ or PB...only a little under 5'8", I like being taller.

It is definitely true ISOJ. I think it's just a matter of growing used to things.

[vester]

Because X says so, and he's right.
And because matching outfits are just too shmoopy!

http://a284.g.akamai.net/f/284/987/12h/test.usweekly.lycos.com/gallery/wip/blockbuster2001/wip15.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:58 AM]

[insearchofjason]

Is that Billy Campbell from Melrose Place?

Imagine how short that guy must be if he's only that much taller than Leanne. :eek:

He must be a rock star.

[MerrySunshine]

I like my name too . . . . And the way I look, etc. It all came together for me when I hit 30. (LOVE being 30 . . . not sure how I'll feel about 31, however.) As for height? I don't know. It's OK. I'd rather be 5'8" like sunny . . . that's my "ideal height." I'm a shade under 5'7", though, so that's close. Still, I'm not sure if I'm considered tall or average. I think average is 5'5", but 5'6.5" is not exactly tall, now, is it? I'll tell you what my height is, though: It's tall enough to be giving a guy who is 5'10" a run for his money when I wear heels . . . .

[garnet]

http://a88.g.akamai.net/f/88/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/people/pprofiles/ajolie/images/pgajolie3.jpg


Angelina Jolie looked like Morticia Adams here at the 1999 Oscars. BTW, I read that she wears a vial of Billy Bob's blood around her neck on a chain. Ewwwwwww....

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:59 AM]

[vester]

Uma ... Uma ... Uma

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2001/thurman.043001.jpg

See, that's whatcha get when you borrow clothes from Sisqo.

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:59 AM]

[kentuckychic]

Speaking of Angelina Jolie.....am I the only one that thinks she cares a little too much about her brother?

[vester]

No, no you're not.
You can love your brother, just don't "love your brother. Ew.

[insearchofjason]

They must have been isolated, lonely children.

[DreamyEyesFan]

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Oscars2001/FashionPolice/Images/franchitti.judd.032501.jpg
"I want to thanks the Oscars for letting a little old country gal like myself come out and party" Looks like she should have stayed home...

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:59 AM]

[DreamyEyesFan]

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2001/destinyschild.043001.jpg
Who wants cookies?

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 05:59 AM]

[sunshinegirl]

I think they are "Survivors"

[insearchofjason]

Nice hat, Bouncy. :rolleyes:

[mikecheck]

http://www.ewsonline.com/music/busta/anim.gif
"What's the dilly yo'?!"

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:00 AM]

[garnet]

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2001/hilton.050401.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:00 AM]

[garnet]

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2001/simpson.043001.jpg


Jessica Simpson or Judy Jetson???

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:00 AM]

[garnet]

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/spears.timberlake.011101.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:01 AM]

[garnet]

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/roseanne.100200.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:01 AM]

[garnet]

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/lilkim.091100.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:02 AM]

[garnet]

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/cher.082100.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:02 AM]

[garnet]

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/pink.081400.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:03 AM]

[garnet]

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/berry.071700.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:03 AM]

[garnet]

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/bernhard.061900.jpg

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:03 AM]

[* a likely story *]

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images/cher.082100.jpg
Cher or Micheal Jackson?

Shoot. . thought I knew how to work those quote things. .

[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:03 AM]

[Aguilera#1FANatic]

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2001/crow.041601.jpg

man.. I've been missing all the fun..


[Edited by NikDC on June 1st, 2001 at 06:04 AM]