new member alert!

[ellenmed]

Couldn't find the old one fast enough, so i made a new one just for....

Beyonce_is_phat

:rolleyes:

[insearchofjason]

Good luck to the newbie... waiting three days before getting a reply in the D.C. forum.

[DreamyEyesFan]

ph needs to be changed to f. :o

[NikDC]

If Beyonce is fat, then I'm seriously giving up right now...

[ellenmed]

If Beyonce is fat, then Nikki is just a mere shadow.

[sunshinegirl]

Yup, all 110 lbs of Beyonce.

Give me a break. The girl is gorgeous...as annoying as she is.

[leia1191]

Beyonce??? Oh yes, Beyonce.

The lead singer for Beyonce's Child, right? :D:D:D

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Beyoncé is a lot of things, but she is far from fat..

[iggy]

Bouncy has a lot of stuff sticking out in all the right places, but she looks a shade bit older than 19. She must use the Catherine Zeta Jones sliding age scale.

[pen&kev]

Doesn't PHAT mean Pretty Hot And Tempting?

[MerrySunshine]

Oh, iggy, I was waiting for someone to call her Bouncy and I was just so hoping it would be you! :) Natalie says "hi." BTW, I actually thought I saw her on the street the other evening . . . in Deep Ellum. I decided it couldn't be her, though . . . . No "I [heart] iggy" button, for one thing. ;)

[iggy]

I subscribe to the Poosay, Hips, Ass, and Teets acronym (such creative spellings).

[iggy]

I don't know how I'm to get through this calendar year since the Chicks have decided to take a break. God help me if I start listening to She-Daisy

[MerrySunshine]

Just put that Dolly Blue Grass in and you'll be fine. :D

[DreamyEyesFan]

I meant she was thick, not fat. My fault.

[PB&Kev]

"sweetcuteandspoiled"...and evidently not lacking in self esteem. ;)

[Short Chris]

Well, she sounds like a shy one. Let's get her down her and see if she has a sense of humour.

[PB&Kev]

Send her the quiz, X. :D

Ask the last questions first this time.

[Short Chris]

But then she'd have to change her name to sweetcuteandspoiledandscared ;)

[sunshinegirl]

What quiz?

[insearchofjason]

Two words you'll later regret typing...

Save the quiz for ChiTown, Shorty.

[vester]

Truth or Dare? ;)

[sunshinegirl]

I feel so out of the loop...

Such is my life ;)

[PB&Kev]

You'll wish you were out of the loop in about 3 minutes, Sunny. ;)

[sunshinegirl]

LOL...ok, I'm a little afraid.

But it's Shorty...how bad could it be?

Wait a minute...what am I saying??

[ellenmed]

be afraid....be very afraid


LOL!

[pen&kev]

Avoid the email that is titled "Dirtier Minds Want To Know" ;) Or be daring and answer every question with bondage references. Eventually X will instantaneously combust and not be heard from for the rest of the day :D

I wov u shorty

[MerrySunshine]

That's OK, sunshine . . . I had to pout to be sexually harassed by X as well . . . . ;)

[NikDC]

Me too.

[MerrySunshine]

He's scared of us lawyer-types . . . . ;)

[sunshinegirl]

Hmm...

Now I'm dying to see it.

Where did you go X? :D

[Short Chris]

I'm sorry sunny but upon reviewing the terms of my parole with counsel, I am unable to forward any emails to potential lawyers with queries of a sexual nature.

But if we meet in Chicago, you are in big trouble...

Anyway, I think Nikki made me promise to be nice to you. Blame her.

[sunshinegirl]

Hey mother Nikki...tell X to stop being nice to me.

I don't like special treatment. Unless of course, you'd like to buy me a Porsche. :D

Don't make me whine...

[Short Chris]

Honey, didn't your Mommy tell you nobody likes a whiner? Alright, I'll send you a quiz, but don't blame me if you suffer from hysterical blindness for the rest of the day...

[sunshinegirl]

Hysterical blindness?

Does this quiz involve anthrax? Maybe I don't want it...

[vester]

What do you do with all the info X?
Are you a secret agent?

[ellenmed]

He's keeping a HUUGE file on us. Pictures and everything.

[Cali_1]

To be more precise, it's a spreadsheet. Has LOTS of info on it too...

[vester]

WHAT?
I don't remember signing any sort of waiver.
Nikki, Merry, can I sue?

[ellenmed]

You know what, Cali?! He probably never gave that doll to iggy. He kept it! For his file!!

[Cali_1]

I bet you're right Ellen...

[vester]

Hmmmm ... what doll is that ladies?

[Short Chris]

In case anyone hears a scream from the Midwest, sunny has just been introduced to the inner workings of my mind. Let's have a moment of silence for the girl.

No, I sent that doll on to iggy as soon as possible. The file, on the other hand, I loaded up onto my web site:

http://www.girlsofthe80sforum.com

[vester]

Why is my title Vester The Molester?
Geez you post one website about cougar dating and you're labelled for life? ;)

[Cali_1]

vester, in reference to the doll, we'll let ISOJ tell you about it...it was her hard work and expert craftmanship that went into making it :)

[ellenmed]

LOL!! RAHAHAHA!

:D:D:D

[NikDC]

How glad am I that I got Chris to sign that confidentiality agreement before testifying to my answers under oath.

That'll learn you all to go to law school :p

[vester]

I-SOJ!
You got some 'splaining to do.

[vester]

Rats.
It was either law school or paper mache.
You should see the beautiful pinatas I can make! ;)

[sunshinegirl]

ROTFLMAO!

Did anyone else feel strangely like Miss July when receiving X's survey?

BTW, it takes so much more than that to offend me ;)

[Short Chris]

She obviously didn't get to section B-223(a) yet. That's where she agrees to send nude photos. ;)

[MerrySunshine]

Oh, I never actually got the full fledged survey . . . just an e-mail explaining what the full fledged survey is all about. I can only guess what the real thing must be like. ;)

[Short Chris]

Keep the mystery alive merry, it's much more interesting that way...

[NikDC]

Your email server would crash with the survey coming in, Mer. Big Brother and all...

[MerrySunshine]

I fear I'm too much woman for ya' anyway, X, what with the Cyndi Lauper costume and everything. ;) (And you're right, Nik, the Thought Police would be knockin' on my door!)

[Short Chris]

I will admit to feeling a bit faint when I saw that outfit, but I still think I can handle the likes of you.

[NikDC]

Then X will never get the shot of me as Like A Virgin Madonna ;)

[Short Chris]

Blast, foiled again. And that has been the plan I've been developing for the last 15 months. Oh well, time to start visiting another board.

[MerrySunshine]

LOL!

That photo doesn't do my cleavage justice. ;) And the pic of Nik would knock your socks off . . . as I recall it's got a little bare mid-drift action going on . . . . One hot tamale.

[NikDC]

Whole lot more bare than just my middrift... :o

[cyane]

Hi peeps :)

[Short Chris]

Really pushing that "Like A Virgin" status, eh?

[MerrySunshine]

Least you're wearing a bra! Hey, just thought of something, both of us wore bras as tops with those outfits . . . of course, mine was strapless, backless, dyed [editor's note: dyed/died . . . how one letter makes a difference!] blue and worn over a lace body suit. (This is all just for X's benefit, you realize . . . . ;)) Yours on the other hand . . . . As the woman herself would say, "Express yourself!"

[Edited by MerrySunshine on May 1st, 2001 at 02:09 PM]

[cyane]

*like a virgin* Nikki :p

[Short Chris]

OK, I'll admit that I'm a usual stupid guy when it comes to bras but if it's backless and strapless, what the hell is holding it on? Glue?

[MerrySunshine]

It's basically a boustier . . . fastens around the waist and then covers the front, but no straps across the back or over the shoulders. (Easy to pop out of too, hence the lace body suit under it for the costume . . . or it really would have been a show!)

[leia1191]

you know, I never got that quiz. Somehow, I think I should be grateful. . . :D

[Short Chris]

Oh, it's not that bad. I'm sure that sunny has at least gotten up to question 24 by now... ;)

[vester]

I think you should send the quiz to leia, X.

[Short Chris]

I'm too scared of Luke and Darth to send her the quiz. ;)

[sunshinegirl]

24? What do you think I'm fast? ;)

[leia1191]

I'm sure I'll regret this. . . but I feel excluded. It can't be THAT bad.

And as for Luke and Darth, well, they ain't got nothin' on me :D

[Short Chris]

I don't know, wasn't that another one of the questions?

[sunshinegirl]

I don't know. I got confused with all the questions about perfume...

[Short Chris]

Well at least if you answer that one twice there's no real downside to having differing answers.

[vester]

Wait, perfume questions.
Have you sent me the quiz, X?
Now I feel excluded too. :(

[MerrySunshine]

Just hop in the pout wagon with me, vester.

[sunshinegirl]

Look what you've started X :p

[Short Chris]

In the beginning, each of you wonderful ladies received an individualized quiz. Sunny was such a pain in the arse ;) that I combined every quiz I had ever sent out and gave her a list of 46 questions. Suffice it to say that if she answers all of the questions, there will be a special page devoted to her in the http://www.girlsofthe80sforum.com website.

Any takers?

[vester]

Oh, OK then.
I think you should send the same quiz to leia that you sent to Sunny.
Merry, we must have gotten the individualized quiz.

Now I'm interested to know how they were individualized.

[Short Chris]

I've just traded PMs with the Princess. I assume that she'll be contacting Nikki to find out about potential restraining orders within the next 5 or 6 seconds.

[iggy]

So, Chris, have you found out who is the weakest link?

[Short Chris]

It's all on my paysite.

[sunshinegirl]

By the way, "pain in the arse" is my middle name.

Well, that and Carolyn.

[iggy]

Carolyn is Gaelic for pain in the arse, if I'm not mistaken.

[leia1191]

46 questions? You're kidding me right?

Ok, are these fill in the blank, multiple choice, short answer, essay, what? Because I'm gonna have to squeeze in some serious time in my schedule for this. . .

btw, Vester, I got your envelope for Kim yesterday. Thanks! :)

[Short Chris]

Don't worry Princess, it's no more difficult than an application to grad school. I didn't include the optional essay portion of the quiz or it would have been longer... ;)

[leia1191]

But I don't WANT to go to grad school.

*sigh*

Guess I'll have to use the Force :D

[ellenmed]

Shorty, I take offense. I'd rather you called your website http://www.Ladiesofthe80sforum.com.

[leia1191]

I'm with you. "Girls" makes us sound like some cheesy 3-year-old pin-up calendar that you'd find in a gas station in some podunk town in Arkansas or something.

On second thought, if it's in Arkansas, you'd probably find it in Bill Clinton's new "Presidential Library" ;)

[Short Chris]

Can we compromise with something classy like:

http://www.hotlovebabesofthe80sforum.com

[MerrySunshine]

Anyone else notice that the word "soft" appears in the middle of that url?

[leia1191]

I saw that Merry. . .

And honestly Chris, that title was worse that the whole "girls" thing. Where is my attorney when I need her???

[Short Chris]

You thought that one was worse? That was like my tamest choice. Harrumph, some people just can't be satisfied.

[vester]

How about we call it something to do with the '80s.

http://www.materialgirlsofthe80sforum.com

Too long?

Hmmmm ... again soft appears.

Oh good leia, thanks for letting me know! :)

[leia1191]

THAT was tame?

geez, why don't you just call the site http://www.internetbimbosofthe80's.com and get it over with already?

*Note—the above internet address was an example of sarcasm, and not meant to be taken literally. The above may not be used, duplicated, or referenced in any media format, known and unknown, without the express written permission of the creator (that would be me). Questions? Contact my attorney by PM at NikDC. :D

[vester]

Shhhhh leia, don't give him any ideas. ;)

[Short Chris]

I'm glad you stuck that "known or unknown" in there. Glad to see you were paying attention. ;)

[leia1191]

don't worry Vester. . . he can't use that one without my permission.

And yes, Chris, I was paying attention. :p

Now, see if you can come up with a website that is a little less, well, misogynistic and demeaning towards women, ok? :D

Otherwise, we "ladies of the 80's forum" may be forced to reciprocate.

[MerrySunshine]

Something tells me that he'd like us to reciprocate all day long . . . .

[leia1191]

You know, I was afraid of that. But I was thinking of something that would be so tame that it would annoy his perverted sensibilities with it's G rating.

Something like http://www.dadwhowatchesdisneymovieswithhiskids.com

[Short Chris]

The Princess is dangerously close to discovering my secrets. :)

[vester]

Oh please X, tell me you haven't watched Pocahontas and not thought she was hot.
Look me in the eye when you answer. ;)

[Short Chris]

Hey that's not fair. She had a serious rack on her and was wearing leather. Every guy thought she was a hottie.

Cinderella though, nothing but good wholesome thoughts.

[insearchofjason]

And he's on his way to DisneyWorld today... :insertshakeheadsmiley:

[Short Chris]

Maybe I can get Garnet to watch the Orlando police blotter for my name so I can get bailed out.

[vester]

I'm calling ahead to warn Sleeping Beauty. Her being in that prone position and all. ;)

[Short Chris]

Lord woman, shall I have no fun? Just let me have Belle, please.

[vester]

OK, but look out for her boyfriend. I hear he's a beast.

In the words of ISOJ ...

Hardy har har

[ellenmed]

Look-up Lance for iggy while you're there too!

[Short Chris]

I'm sure Lance will be hanging around some hotel in Disney World. Not likely to be too many of his pre-pubescent fans there, eh?

Liked that one vester, made me laugh.

[ellenmed]

Haven't you left yet? Your addiction to LD is gonna make you miss your plane, buddy.

[Short Chris]

No, I'll probably leave in 10 or 15 minutes. The airport isn't that far away from here.

[insearchofjason]

Admit it Shorty... you're logged on via the $10/minute phone on the back of the airplane seat.

[Short Chris]

That would be great if it was true. Desperately waiting for sunny to respond to question #45 while charging it to the expense report at $7,000 per hour.

[sunshinegirl]

45?

45...45...45...

why would you want to know the answer to 45 most of all?

I haven't gotten that far yet :D

[insearchofjason]

She has to keep going out to the car...

[leia1191]

guess I should get started on that quiz. . .

[MerrySunshine]

Who is this imposter: sunshineygirl???????

[PB&Kev]

HowieDUMakeMeHorny?

Is that really necessary?

[vester]

Not only unnecessary, but downright vomit-inducing.

[sunshinegirl]

sunshinygirl can kiss my celestial arse.

Not that I have identity problems or anything.

[MerrySunshine]

We'll just call her a fan, sunny . . . .

[sunshinegirl]

Oh...well in that case :D

[MerrySunshine]

Another live one:

bethbluekevin4ever

Must be the Howie fan's friend . . . . Uck.

[ellenmed]

christinaFETISH

man, are these girls creative :rolleyes:

[* a likely story *]

I guess they're under the impression that wearing their support on their sleeve doesn't make them look like sheep. Random CAPITALIZATION of WORDS must BE a NEW trend.

[MerrySunshine]

Hey, look! Newest member is pony! Wonder if he or she is creative . . . .

[MerrySunshine]

Aaaaaaand, it's poopflinger . . . . Nice.

[vester]

It's those damn monkeys!
They've followed Sunny here from the zoo.
Thinking they can outwit us with a clever screen name.

[imalancefreak]

LMAO @ this thread...

and just thought I'd point out LD's newest member - get Lance in my pants

and I swear, it's not me! :p:D

[Monarchy]

Here's a name that some of you can appreciate ;): IHateChristina

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

ISOJ? Sunny? 'Fess up. :p :D

[vester]

Not me. I'd be IHateSisqo.

New one is Igloo. Must be Canadian. Or possibly something to do with iggy's bathroom.

[ellenmed]

Gettin' Ziggy With It

:rolleyes:

[ellenmed]

:) here i am

[ellenmed]

Imposter!

Nikki Da Crazy

[MerrySunshine]

My thoughts exactly, Ellen . . . either that, or is it an alias? Hmmmmm. It's alterna-Nikki.

[NikDC]

No, it's a jackass trying to get on my very last nerve. Remember the kid you told off, Ellen, when you had my back...

Well, Chuckie's back again and just as psycho as ever. :rolleyes:

[cyane]

lmao with the Chuckie name Nikki !.

It sucks that he is annoying you :o

[Monarchy]

He annoys everyone, but seems to get some sort of satisfaction out of making Nikki go insane. :o He's slowly working on me... how dare he compare me to Nikki all these times. :p

[DrunKSAinT]

*Well, Chuckie's back again and just as psycho as ever. *


HAHAHA (wish i knew how to quote)

[sunshinegirl]

Oh come on Bix, I'm more creative than that...

It would AT LEAST be "IHateXtina"... ;)

[leia1191]

psst, Nik.

get a new s/n

"Bride of Chuckie" :p :D

[leia1191]

and introducing. . . . 83braindominant!

I don't get it. :reallyconfused:

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

I was thinking more along the lines of IHateCrawfish.. http://www.lilymud.com/images/smilies/tongue2b.gif

[Monarchy]

hot-n-spicy

Cajun maybe.. or Mexican?

[leia1191]

Si me pegas te pego

my spanish is really rusty. . .anyone care to translate this?

[PB&Kev]

"If you beat me, I beat you"

[leia1191]

umm, ok.

sounds like a friendly person :eek::D

[PB&Kev]

I thought the same thing. :)

They could mean like at a game though.

[leia1191]

either that, or he's working for Mike Tyson.

[MerrySunshine]

Hey, look at the new girl:

Mistress Sarcasm

Nik, did you get an alterna-screen name? ;):D

[Monarchy]

bipster

[MerrySunshine]

Hey, look! It's Coolio's court-jester brother:

Foolio.

Lame joke, yes, but, she is very silly that Merry. :D

[ellenmed]

monica_dc3

Must be a copycat! (to the third power)

[NikDC]

ilikebigbutts.

Sir Mix-A-Lot fan?

[MerrySunshine]

Hey, look!

It's Loverboy_of_Ricky&Jc!

Looks like there's some same sex NSYNC love floatin' around the LD boards! Ah well . . . competition comes in all shapes and sizes, apparently, Nik! You'll still win, though. I just know that this Loverboy doesn't have action hair like yours! That'll beat 'em every time! :D

[mikecheck]

swimsquashswim.... either someone really wants a squash to swim or they just like the way that sounds. It's kind of like Run Lola Run!

[MerrySunshine]

LOL, Mike! Heh. Run Lola Run.

[leia1191]

Contessa de Machina.

not sure what to say about that one. . .

[iggy]

Rosie the Robot's Italian aristocrat cousin?

[leia1191]

Jacob Has It All

thanks for telling us that. . . :rolleyes:

[vester]

Jacob should share.
Who's Jacob?

[sunshinegirl]

I'm guessing the O-Town member...

He has it all...ugly dreads and no talent...wish I could be more like him.

[leia1191]

dare to dream, sunshine, dare to dream ;)

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

ChristinaAguileraIsAWhore

Sad, really. Good thing I'm not in too bad of a mood, else I may have to make them reconsider their choice of words. ;)

[Edited by Bix,threetwosandaBBQ on July 12th, 2001 at 01:52 PM]

[ellenmed]

WHOA!!! :eek:

I thought s/n were automatically edited.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Nah, Richard usually deactivates the more risqué ones, though. Just ask BSBDoMeAnal.

[ellenmed]

Well shove-me-up-under-a-rock smiley face.

[Monarchy]

XinaSucksPepsi

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Xina? There's a new hawking scheme for Pepsi.. The Warrior Princess' Drink of Choice.

[MerrySunshine]

Hey, look! It's Queen Latifa's Puerto Rican cousin:

queenlatina!

[Monarchy]

Humpy the Horse

Mr. Ed's cousin?

[DreamyEyesFan]

I AM AN

If you say so..

[vester]

LOL
Talk about your poor self-image.

[MerrySunshine]

Hey, it could be Dennis Leary joining the LD forum! Remember his song "I'm An "? Great. :D

[vester]

That is a great song!
All about him driving his gas guzzlin' Cadillac slowly in the fast lane all the while eating burgers from McDonald's with the old styrofoam containers, throwing the containers out the window.
They just don't write songs like that anymore. :)

[MerrySunshine]

And speaking of songs, look at the new member:

UpAgainstTheWall

Probably a Short X pseudonym, no doubt . . . . ;) Although, I am still partial to the Sperminator, myself.

[Cali_1]

matchbox20honey.... ISOJ??? :)

[MerrySunshine]

I *heart* JC

Nik, Sunny, there's some chick threatenin' your turf! ;)

[Monarchy]

There was a new member last night by the name of Ass & Titties

[MerrySunshine]

New member: pervertthatsme

X?

Hmm?

[vester]

New Member: christina's the man
Who knew? Does Jorge/George?

[bjorkfan19]

And yet the glitter fetish remains. How kinky.

[vester]

Pssst ... I think it may be to cover up the 5 o'clock shadow. ;)

[MerrySunshine]

Ominous: Justin Killer. :(

I don't think I like this person. :mad:

[MerrySunshine]

OMG!

Mr. Chris Kirkpatrick has joined the party as our newest LD member! :eek:

Now, him, I like! :D

[SummerB]

~Prissy_Nik~

And she hangs out in the Christina forum. FAAAAAAAH-bulous.

[bjorkfan19]

Somebody's feeling unfluffy?

[MerrySunshine]

Look at that new martha_er of a new member . . . . :o

[NikDC]

How the frock did I miss Prissy Nik? :o

Newest one is mental spazm. Also an ode to me.

[SummerB]

Don't know any of you well enough - anyone want to claim this guy for their fan club?:

sammylikesBIGbutts

[Short Chris]

Well summer, you did bring it up after all...

[SummerB]

Oh no, I have a Christina Aguilera sized butt...

Sammy no like me.

[NikDC]

iggy's got a big ol' butt, oh yeah.

[SummerB]

Backstreet fan?: Don't Be Dissin' Da BROWS

Kevin? Is that you?

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

trendyscreennamehere

They're trendy in their anti-trendiness.

[MerrySunshine]

How Gen X of them . . . .

(Whew, pulling out a term from the early 90s!)

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Word.