Du yu want tu 'ku?

[MerrySunshine]

Let's do some Friday Afternoon 'ku-ing? Shall we? Here, I'll start with one dedicated to X: The Friday Lyric Quiz 'Ku.

Lyric challenges
Can't seem to come up with names
Artist amnesia

[leia1191]

Trying not to work
Can't remember artist names
Failing lyrics quiz

[Cali_1]

So glad it's Friday
Weekend weather will be GREAT
I get Sunday off! :D

[insearchofjason]

Won't click on the thread
Will X ever go mainstream
Not even worth it

[MerrySunshine]

Merry and leia
suffer same strange malady
blank on artists' names

[brandon86]

Mer,

Amnesia is 4 syllables. Am-ne-si-a. You're first 'ku was an invalid one. Shame on you. :)


Poor merry sunshine
Can't even do a haiku
What a freakin' shame ;)

[insearchofjason]

Mother's Day plans are
Walking in Race For The Cure
Wish my mom was here

[MerrySunshine]

Sweetest Irony:
X gets a dedication
But he'll never know

[Short Chris]

Eye-soj is distressed
But Sisqo was there for her
Too bad she missed it

[MerrySunshine]

But, bran, I'm from Texas. Am-knees-ya, three syllable in my part of the world . . . . ;)

[Plus, just cuz I was curious: from Merriam Wesbster online:
Main Entry: am·ne·sia
Pronunciation: am-'nE-zh&
Function: noun]


[Edited by MerrySunshine on May 11th, 2001 at 11:57 AM]

[Short Chris]

Boss is out today
Damn, next week I'll have to work
Time to post is now

[vester]

Music through my head
Competing with voices too
Slowly go insane

[vester]

Had dim sum for lunch
Eat lots of things, say yum yum
Now, no feel so good

[insearchofjason]

If you're not aware
American Hi-Fi rocks
Go get their CD

[ellenmed]

Iggy would be proud
Merry's stomping on brandon
Thread's hilarious

[MerrySunshine]

Thank you, ellenmed!
I do try so hard to be
more like the igster.

[ellenmed]

Wine connoseuier, [sp][phonetically: con-a-sewer]
Orange cargo pants wearing,
IKEA, iggy?

[MerrySunshine]

Sure! The plastic tie,
Special fried rice recipe,
And break-away pants . . . .

Trying at the mo'
To become salivating
And perv-ish, like X . . . .

[insearchofjason]

Ellen bumped her head
That, or I can't count real good
It's Friday... who cares

[mikecheck]

Mike and EllenMed
going to Levitz tonight
to find us a bed

How can i complain
it is a nice bedroom set
but the wrong bed frame

Their slogan says that
"You will LOVE it at Levitz"
we do not LOVE it

They made a mistake
"Discontinued" they tell us
Now, they are not sure

This is our Friday
It was supposed to be good
Maybe next week will?:D

[ellenmed]

You can't count real well
Nor is your grammar correct
Go back to sleep, girl! ;)

[MerrySunshine]

Newlyweds' new bed
Should not be pain in the ass, :(
Should just be rockin' . . . . ;)

[mikecheck]

Ellen bumped her head
She fell asleep, won't wake up
She keeps snoring ;)

[vester]

Lance say X-tina
Resemble Twisted Sister
X-Tina fans miffed

[MerrySunshine]

Sure Lance didn't say
That X-tina looks like self
When dressing in drag?

[vester]

Can you hear that sound?
X-tina fans coming
Shhh back to '80s

[MerrySunshine]

vester! Help! Come quick!
X-tina fans with torches
And lots of pink rouge!!!!!

[vester]

Oh no! Not Merry!
They've glitterized her to death
Ain't a pretty sight

[insearchofjason]

Whatever you do
Be sure to dodge the glitter
It will kill brain cells

[MerrySunshine]

Ack! My hair! It's huge!
Help, before they make me wear
Frankenstein's Bride's Dress!

[insearchofjason]

Must have feline genes
Springtime means hair is in heat
Mating with itself

[iggy]

Fashion do's and don'ts
X-tina loves the latter
With clown fish make-up

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Miffed indeed they were
Understandable, not nice
Sync fans would feel same

Truth, perhaps there is
To 'tina fan radar myth
Reply meant 'fore view

Coffee missed today
Crabbier than Pammy's breasts
Pass the damn creamer

Haiku; not so hard
Plenty things to bitch about
Bix is whiny man

[MerrySunshine]

Cross-post reference:
Pam Anderson's Angry Breasts.
Nicely done, there, Bix!

[insearchofjason]

Not bad idea:
Create own haiku title
For whole world to see

Will Richard agree
Haiku titles are more fun
Nikki hook us up

[ellenmed]

Love it at Levitz
Happy with the correct bed
Bed is-a-rockin' ;)

[MerrySunshine]

Woo-hoo, Newlyweds!
Glad bed fiasco resolved.
Sweet dreams, or, YOU KNOW!

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Hmm, connotation?
Whoever heard of such thing
Honeymoon chas'ty

Honeymoon chas'ty
Speaking of oxymorons
Have a nice marriage ;)

[ellenmed]

Unpronounceble
Thanks for the well wishes, Bix
Change name to Bixer

[NikDC]

Sold soul once, ISOJ
Profanation of Nik's charms
Fickle bunch you are

[insearchofjason]

Sell soul once more, Nik
Not fickle, just creative
Yes, like a pony

[MerrySunshine]

Dolphin fresh, ISOJ!
Similar to Krispy Kremes,
Though not mu-shu glazed.

[insearchofjason]

Eight weeks and counting
Until my next Krispy Kreme
Unless Nik brings some

[ellenmed]

Mention Krispy Kremes
Might have to drive miles for one
Maybe during lunch??

[NikDC]

Angel just had first
Now slave to the confection
Would sell son for more

Can bring some with me
Though, don't forget Chicago
Four days old and cold.

[insearchofjason]

Chi-town has KK
if I map it will you go
on way to airport?

[Cali_1]

Forgot to mention
Krispy Kreme Saturday night
Chocolate one YUMMY!!!

[brandon86]

Krispy Kreme delites
Plain or chocolate are great
Love "Hot Doughnuts Now"

[insearchofjason]

Click on the link, Nik (http://maps.yahoo.com/py/ddResults.py?Pyt=Tmap&tarname=&tardesc=&newname=&newdesc=&newHash=&newTHash=&tlt=&tln=&slt=&sln=&newFL=Use+Address+Below&newaddr=4455+S.+Pulaski+Road&newcsz=Chicago%2C+IL&newcountry=us&newTFL=Use+Address+Below&newtaddr=MDW&newtcsz=&newtcountry=us&Submit=Get+Directions)
Just two miles from the airport
Crave hot donuts now

[NikDC]

Like the Disney song
"Make the dress, Nikerelli"
Pain in my behind :rolleyes:

Make it worth my while
Donuts may make flight with me
THough still not good cold

[ellenmed]

Eye-sahj is craving
Do you want one, like right now?
One day by Fed Ex!

[brandon86]

They are not good cold
Overnight Express not good
Unless in thermal bag

[insearchofjason]

How much would it cost
to have KK ship donut
Can't be more than gas

[brandon86]

Must be fresh and hot
Microwave is not the same
It make them chewy

[vester]

KK is calling
Hungry drive to Buffalo
Where's my damn passport?

[insearchofjason]

Add an s to make
Will not add more sylables
I'm pain in Nik's butt :(

[NikDC]

Sad face works. Guilt trip.
Loveable pain in behind
See! I still like you!

[insearchofjason]

Good, cuz otherwise
You'll be sleeping on the couch
Pro'bly with Sunny. ;)

[insearchofjason]

Du yu want tu ku?
Yes, I'm in the mood again
Will it ever stop?

[vester]

Musn't let it stop
Want to speak haiku always
Friends all go bye-bye

[MerrySunshine]

Once you catch haiku
Fever, it is rather hard
To stop writing them.

[vester]

Or speaking like it
Takes 10 minutes to reply
Most have given up

[MerrySunshine]

ISOJ, vester, and
Merry, though, are undaunted.
We like the haiku! :D

[insearchofjason]

eye-sage sees eye doc
in about thirty minutes
love my new contacts

[vester]

Vester went monday
Couldn't see the first line well
Eye doctor laughing

Got new contacts too
Love them very very much
Now for new glasses

Tired of old ones
Fit into 80s forum
Lenses way too big

[MerrySunshine]

Wow! Coincidence!
Merry went yesterday too!
Also loves contacts.

New glasses as well . . . .
Tiny rectangular frames.
I am way-cool now!

[vester]

I have put on hold
Tiny rectagular frames
Just need to order!

[MerrySunshine]

Ralph Lauren, perhaps?
Sort of goldish-brass colored?
That's what mine look like.

[vester]

These were Roots glasses
However did try on Ralph
Choice between these two

[insearchofjason]

Looked at Ralph Lauren
Yesterday at eye doctor
Frames were just too thin

Want tortoiseshell frames
Big, thick, chunky, artsy ones
Wanna be like Chris

Not so much like Chris
His look like safety goggles
Eyes not in harms way

[NikDC]

Eye-soj in goggles
Laughing my ass off at that
Would pay cash to see

[vester]

I like smaller frames
Tried on the tortoiseshell ones
Look like walking frames

One drawback to it
May give me a "teacher" look
Could come in handy ;)

[insearchofjason]

Calvin Klein models
On posters in the eye store
Appear close to death

[MerrySunshine]

New NSYNC song bad?
Eye-sage surely you jest; check
Nik's Roger Rabbit!

[vester]

Go Nikki! Go Nik!
She's a bad mamma jamma
Ouch! Look out for chairs!

[MerrySunshine]

vester, I think you've
Gone Mary Kay LeTorneau
With teacher glasses!

[vester]

Please, not that Merry!
Woman is truly mental
Cougar to the max!

[leia1191]

Vester is trying
To make innocent school boys
Hot for their teacher

[MerrySunshine]

Disco Seventies:
The clothes are so hip right now!
Why not the music?

[insearchofjason]

Disco's only good
When you are strung out on drugs
Everyone's clean now.

[ellenmed]

'Ku to fall back on
So much fun disco dancing
Will it ever stop?

[ellenmed]

Left house, no make-up
Look like the body snatchers
Lancome, rescue me!

[vester]

We can bring it back!
Bad clothes, afros and lip gloss
Sounds like X-Tina

(Note: I am sorry this keeps coming back to X-Tina. For I do not hate the girl, she is just such an easy target.)

[MerrySunshine]

Just goes to show ya',
Xtina is the center
Of the universe.

Frightening thought, this.
Must we now all wear glitter
As homage to her?

[ellenmed]

Glitter makes me sneeze
Will her outfit fit me though?
Note: Need an afro

[insearchofjason]

Highschool girls relate
To 'tina's domination
Glitter everywhere

Niece's softball game
Glitter goes well with jersey
At least they think so

Slide into second
With glitter on your eye lids
Can't see the damn base

Shimmery sophmores
They can't even buy a win
Can buy rhinestone belts

[MerrySunshine]

Merry wants badly
For Du Yu Want Tu 'Ku thread
To break one hundred

Such hubris, I know,
From a relative newbie!
Nik may chastise me!

:D

'Ku can be boring,
Though, but not when attempting
To avoid working.

Alas, must go back.
Must bill hours like good slave labor
ig's got right idea . . . .

[iggy]

Vidalia onions
Decadent southern treasure
Tears, not from chopping

[ellenmed]

Holiday weekend
Time to get down and party
Staring at the clock

[ellenmed]

Still all alone here
Cush job ends on Tuesday, Darn!
Can't write Thank You notes

Bored outta my mind
Go shop for Merry again?
Where's KY with game?

[MerrySunshine]

All alone here like
Ellenmed was last week, sigh
Need more diet coke

[ellenmed]

Start haiku again
I'm stuffed from Mexican lunch
Need Diet Coke too

[MerrySunshine]

Tylenol Sinus
Can't stop the cedar pollen
My nose is stuffed up

[cyane]

I know u guys gonna laugh about this but i still cant get this game with english words...i know i suck :o

Can u ellen or merry separate the syllables for me so i can see it how it is ? please.

Tylenol Sinus
Can't stop the cedar pollen
My nose is stuffed up

[Red50]

Ty-le-nol Si-nus 5
Can't stop the ce-dar pol-len 7
My nose is stuffed up 5

[Edited by Red50 on June 4th, 2001 at 06:26 PM]

[cyane]

Hi Red peeper ;) Thanks!

I guess i will never be able to play this with english words...im dumb!

why poll-en and not pol-len ?

why nose and stuffed u dont separate ?

[Red50]

You're not dumb, English is a difficult language. I make more than my share of mistakes.

You are right, it should be pol-len

Nose and stuffed aren't separated because they only have one syllable.

[cyane]

Thanks Red...i thought stuffed u could separate stuf-fed. Its hard to understand sometimes.

[Red50]

I guess you could seperate stuffed depending on your accent. LOL! But officially, it's one syllable.

[cyane]

lol Red my accent is not that bad :P Thanks for the help =)

[ellenmed]

Cyane, just try this game. You can make a haiku in your own language if you'd like. Remember, this is the Japanese form of poetry. So all languages are allowed.

Mer: I take Maximum Strength Tylenol Sinus to help me. It's my "break" drug from Claritin.

[cyane]

Yeah i know but its strange because no one will understand i did once in portuguese but i wanted in english though..

Forgot my name already Ellen :P

[ellenmed]

But if you can't understand our English, then why be concerned about us understanding Portuguese. Plus, I think it's cool that the 80's forum went International.

Eti in Brazil
Must haiku in Portuguese
No pressure from us ;)

[cyane]

Thank you Ellen ;) Now show me separated syllables lol i still cant see 5-7-5 there..

Eti in Brazil
Must haiku in Portuguese
No pressure from us

[ellenmed]

E-ti in Bra-zil (5)
Must hai-ku in Por-tu-guese (7)
No pre-ssure from us (5)

[cyane]

ohh i think im getting now Ellen...its about how you guys say the word and how it sounds :P

I must be crazy
Trying how to play haiku
Did I make it right ?

[MerrySunshine]

Congratulations!
You too can haiku, Eti!
Great job with that one! :D

[insearchofjason]

Merry is happy
Her thread made one hundred posts
Way to go people

[cyane]

Thank you, finally!
I thought i would not make it
Now i can play it :D

[ellenmed]

Woohoo for Eti!
I'm excited, I might cry
This is a milestone

[vester]

Eti can ku too!
Now Merry's ku thread has gone
International

[MerrySunshine]

Let's all sing a song!
Is there a U.N. theme song?
"Hands across L.D."

[leia1191]

Hands across LD?
Well, I guess it's better than
The Macarena:p

[ellenmed]

*bump*

[MerrySunshine]

Ellen bumped the 'ku
A poetry champion
Let's try lim'ricks next! ;)