I Am No Longer A Krispy Kreme Virgin

[Angel320]

With the help of Nikki and Leia, I had my first taste of the Krispy Kreme's this weekend. They are the best damn donuts on the face of this planet! I ate four of those suckers in about 5 minutes.

I cannot wait until my next trip to Virgina in June. First stop, the Kripsy Kreme. And the red light better be on if they know what is good for them!

[Galadriel]

HEEEYYYY, do you mind, I'm on a diet here :p.

[insearchofjason]

I see Virginia's fixed the mushu problem. Good to hear!

[NikDC]

The funniest part of it is that Angel doesn't like glazed donuts so she got a glazed, not expecting to like it and with much protest, and a chocolate covered one and wolfed down the glazed. Then she bitched about wasting her time and calories on the crappy chocolate one instead of getting another glazed, which she proceeded to make up for.

The other funniest part was the sugar high that was induced and the Bye Bye Bye dance replication in her paper KK hat. Oh, don't you wish you'd been there! :D

[sunshinegirl]

4? I ate two and I was sick the entire drive back through Iowa...

[insearchofjason]

Let's try to wolf down four of them in Wisconsin. :)

[insearchofjason]

Those paper hats rock... speaking of Krispy Kreme, LJ's wearing his t-shirt today.

[insearchofjason]

Doesn't this make you want one (or four)...

http://www.krispykreme.com/images/dozen.jpg

[ellenmed]

Cali, I thought you woulda' started a thread like this too? :)

ISOJ, you shouldn't have. Now I need dessert.

[Cali_1]

OH MAN, I forgot to ask for a hat!!! See, I told you Ellen, I was so overwhelmed that I was in a KK store, I totally lost my senses.

Now I'll HAVE to go back again...

[leia1191]

hey Nik. .. any idea where a Krispy Kreme store is around here???? :D

[NikDC]

Rt. 1. Hang a right off the beltway and it's about a mile and a half down. :D

[ellenmed]

Talk about losing your senses! Don't you see those people with their nose, lips and hands up against the glass window? Staring longingly at a glazed donut while it goes through the process of being made. I swear, I think they lick the glass too. :eek:

:D So you gotta go beyond the virgin stage, walk in there like you're a veteran, and it'll be all good.

[insearchofjason]

Just go all out and become a Krispy Kreme whore.

[Angel320]

If I could become a Krispy Kreme whore, I would. Damn New Jersey doesn't have any stores and the Acme sells stale one's that are shipped in.

I have no idea how I packed away four of them. I should have ate more. :D

[Survivor]

I'm going to try one when I get down to North Carolina! (I'm going to see my mom).

[PB&Kev]

Survivor, I know you've been here before, but I must warn you... This probably isn't a safe place for you.

We like 'em young and cute up here. ;)

Vester? Where are you?

[Short Chris]

Is this one of those Cougar Club situations brewing?

"Coo-coo-ca-chew Mrs. Robinson..."

[Survivor]

I'm young, I'm 15! I'm not sure about cute. But you didn't have to diss me. *lol*

[insearchofjason]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Survivor is a girl. PB, that makes her safe... at least from me.

Am I right Survivor? You're a 'she'?

[Survivor]

I'm a guy... Thanks for dissing me! ;)

[sunshinegirl]

Oh way to go ISOJ...insult a potential date! ;)

[insearchofjason]

I just don't know a lot of guys who use astericks (sp?) in their posts... kind of threw me off. Sorry Survivor.

Be afraid... be very afraid.

God I'm creeping myself out. Apparently I do have limits. Who knew.

[ellenmed]

Question! What's a 15-year-old doing posting on a Monday morning? Don't you have school to go to?!

[leia1191]

he could be posting from the computer lab. . . .

[Survivor]

It's MAY 2-4 here.

[insearchofjason]

You're cool with what? Remember, we're not as young and bright as you... our attention spans are those of older 20-30-somethings. Refresh our memory... we don't scroll up.

[ellenmed]

Where I come from, it's May 21st here.

[insearchofjason]

Oh, and don't go editing your posts, making us look stupid when we reply to the original version. ;)

[PB&Kev]

Erp...15. I didn't know he was that young.

Forget what I said about you being cute earlier. I don't need jail time. :)

[Survivor]

Yes we have may 2-4 and we get a 3days off.

[ellenmed]

??!

ISOJ, you're younger than me. ;)just kidding Can you try to figure what this boy is trying to convey?

[Survivor]

:eek: You guys are WAY smarter then me!

[ellenmed]

What country are you in, right now?

[Survivor]

Canada. It's in my profile.

[Cali_1]

Another Canuck...you know, it's Victoria Day today eh?

[Survivor]

That's what I'm trying to tell them! *lol*

[ellenmed]

A-Ha! I got it now. Thanks Cali.

You're on holiday today, right Survivor? Must be why vester is MIA, as well.

[PB&Kev]

She's got a lot of nerve taking a day off. ;)

[leia1191]

well, that explains it *quick look at the calendar*

Yep, it's Victoria Day in Canada. Guess that means we can quit pickin' on Survivor for skipping school ;)

[Cali_1]

Aw, pick on him all you want..he's from Canada...he won't understand ;)

I'm joking! I'll be the first one to admit Canada is great, after all, they introduced us to ice hockey...after that, I can't seem to think of anything else.

Oh wait, there's vester too!

[insearchofjason]

My calendar is so anti-canada... only US holidays.

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

don't forget about that "special" bacon ;)

[PB&Kev]

I think we scared him off. :( That, or his mother has taken over the computer and is having our ISPs traced as we speak.

[insearchofjason]

Bring it on.

I'll just win her over with my great craft ideas and she and her son will be on the next flight to the US.

I'll post their hotel information when they arrive.

[Short Chris]

Hey, don't mock the Canadian Bacon. Eggs Benedict wouldn't be the same without it.

[Survivor]

I'm still here. You people are CRAZYA! :)

[PB&Kev]

That's probably the nicest thing we've been called in a while. ;)

You outta school again today? I should've transferred to Canadian High School.

[vester]

That's very true!

LOL at Ellen's well where I come from it's May 21st comment.

Survivor, where in Canada are you? Did you go to any firework displays?

Note to other 80's Forum participants. Yes, 15 is way too young for me. Now 17 ... ;)

[insearchofjason]

I'm sure you could find a two year training program for young Survivor.

[PB&Kev]

His pic is down in the COT forum. Unless he edits it before you guys can make it down there. ;)

That's all I'm saying.

Vester, I'm working on convincing myself that 17 is too young. It is too young, right?

[insearchofjason]

Care to give us a link or tell us what thread it's in?

[NikDC]

Oh dear Lord. That's all I'm saying.

[PB&Kev]

Damn I knew you'd ask that. :D I'll start the hunt.

Survivor...care to confess and save me some time???

[vester]

PB, it depends on how old you are. If you are 19, then 17 may not be too young. However, I think anything over 20/21 and you're too old for this stage. Now when they get over 23/24, it's a different story. ;)

[leia1191]

Vester, I don't know about Canada, but here in the states, 17 will get you 20. . . years, that is. In one of the U.S's finest incarceration (sp?--dear God, I hope we don't get puppetsmacked in this forum) centers.

I would not recommend the accomodations; they're hardly 4-star ;)

[vester]

And there's that.
You should just leave them on the vine and let them ripen.
I'm really not a lecherous person, I swear.

[leia1191]

*coughjustintimberlakeat16cough*

no, I know you're not. not at all :D

[Survivor]

Nikki! Help me! :eek:

[PB&Kev]

On that note I'll tell you that I think he moved his picture. Or his mother did. :) I clicked on the link and it says, "Picture Not Available". I can't imagine why.

I'm not leacherous either, vester. I agree totally with your parameters. I think I'm roughly your age; which puts me a little out of the bracket for a 17 year old.

That and the the jail time.

[Short Chris]

You poor bastard, may God have mercy on your soul... ;)

[Survivor]

I really don't want to show my picture but someone had to ask so here it is... don't look! (http://digitalchristina.homestead.com/files/Jordan.jpg)

[vester]

I hear you coughing leia. ;)
That's why I didn't ever like Justin. He looked too young. However, as he matures, he's getting much better.
Don't even get me started on that JC boy.

[NikDC]

Don't look to me for a lifeline. You brought this on yourself.

And considering that I know these ladies well enough, I'd say you're safe enough.

Meanwhile, I'll just play with X. :D

[Short Chris]

Finally, someone showing some common sense...

[Survivor]

I can't trust anyone!

[PB&Kev]

Common sense? Pfft, you're just jealous X. ;)

[Short Chris]

Well of course I am. I thought with iggy gone I'd get you all to myself, and now some youngster comes around and all the cougars are up in arms. ;)

[insearchofjason]

Shorty, he's got nothin' on you.

[PB&Kev]

Hey, we have to do something to preserve our youth. They're calling us old down on the COT Board, by the way.

I resemble being called old. Where did we put those geriatric screen names we came up with? Damn. :mad:

[Arthur Itis]

Whaddaya say, Sonny?

[Survivor]

:eek: Nikki! I need you! I'm sorry for all the fighting between us! But I need you! I'm so scared! PLEASE help me! :eek:

[ellenmed]

We're harmless kid. It's okay.

Now see, X. Can't you follow the examples of a young child and post your picture too? ;)

[Survivor]

You know I was only kidding...

[ellenmed]

Just making sure. You are 15 and all. I remember when I was 15....

ahh...the memories. Merry, vester, PB- let's hold hands and sing Conjunction Junction / What's your function / Hookin' up words with phrases and clauses.

[PB&Kev]

Chris has kids as old as Survivor. :D Haha.

[vester]

And Verb! I do my thang in action!

[Short Chris]

Very funny PB, very funny... ;)

[PB&Kev]

You know I love you. ;)

What color thong you wearin' today Shorty?

[MerrySunshine]

Ellen, I'd be glad to do the sing along with you, but I'm still trying to get the image of Nik playing with X out of my head. Yikes. ;)

[Short Chris]

No thong today, wore those boxers with the baseball players on them that you bought me last time I was down in Kentucky. And you?

[PB&Kev]

It's that leather one with the rhinestones. You remember?

That cleared the place out. :)

[Short Chris]

"Bueller?" "Bueller?" "Anyone?"

[vester]

Hello? Hello?

[Short Chris]

Phew, someone else is still here.

So did you get silly drunk on Molsons yesterday in honour of Victoria Day?

[vester]

You know what. I hate beer. I hate the smell. Hate the taste. But don't tell the government, they'll kick me out.

Went to see Shrek yesterday as it was raining violently, great movie. However, this seemed to be the plan of everyone else too. Just about came to an all and out brawl over the last few booster seats for the chairs. ;)

[Short Chris]

What the hell kind of Canadian are you? Must be those non-Canuck parents of yours.

[vester]

That's what I figure.
I used to so want to drink beer. Because prior to coolers, it was a bitch to tote your rye and ginger to a bush party. ;)
And no, it's not what you're thinking. :)
It's a party in the woods, basically. Perfect for underage drinking. Not that I indulged, I just heard about it.

[NikDC]

You probably planned it...young underage boys full of liquor. Cougar paradise. ;)

[vester]

LOL @ Nikki.
Now I just trot over to these parties in my Manola Blahnik's, Fendi purse, toting a thermos of Cosmopolitan's.

[MerrySunshine]

. . . sort of like a pasture party in rural East Texas . . . I'm witcha, vester . . . . :D

[kentuckychic]

They're called "field parties" here in Kentucky. Sorry we're not very creative around here.

I'm so disappointed to find out that Survivor isn't actually one of the survivors. Oh well, he's cute....now if only he were a little bit older.

[Short Chris]

What is the age of consent in Kentucky? I thought you guys all got married at 14. Or is that Tennessee?

[kentuckychic]

EASTERN Kentucky is where everyone gets married at 14 (and usually to a relative). Round here where all of we snobby people that don't have accents live, it's 18.

[Short Chris]

Love the "to a relative" line!

[PB&Kev]

It's not a joke X. They really do.

[vester]

Oh great, you guys are completely wrecking my sterotypes now.
So I suppose you don't smoke corncob pipes and refer to all your relatives as "kin"?
If you both don't have pigs as pets, I'm giving up. ;)

[Edited by vester on May 23rd, 2001 at 06:42 AM]

[PB&Kev]

KY's neighbors have ostriches, is that close enough?

I don't even live in the country. Thank God.

[vester]

OK, ostriches will do.
Most people can play the banjo right? I can see it now, everybody on the front porch, apickin' and agrinnin'.

[kentuckychic]

There's nothing wrong with living in the country. The only thing I don't like about it is how quiet it is. I have to sleep with a fan or radio on just so the house isn't so quiet.

My neighbor has horses and cows too. At the farm there are more cows and guess what else....tobacco. The farm next to our friends raises buffalo....and tobacco.

However, I don't own a corncob pipe and I don't chew tobacco....again EASTERN Kentucky. I do use the term kin though.

[PB&Kev]

That concrete Buffalo out by the road doesn't count KY. I've seen that Buffalo...she means real animules.

I don't think I ever say "kin" and I wouldn't consider wearing overalls. Never.

[Short Chris]

Well, at least most of the cars look like the Beverly Hillbillies, right?

[PB&Kev]

Unfortunately that is true in a lot of cases. There seems to be some unadvertised, unspoken hillbilly contest to see who can raise their truck the highest.

Last night I saw a Grand Cherokee that had tires on it as big as the truck itself. Klassy. It was good for a chuckle though.

[vester]

Which brings me to another topic.
Why do people feel it necessary to buy such large vehicles.
There's a new SUV, The Navigator, I think which is humungous(sp?), takes up about 4 parking spots.
Unless you are going on safari or on a mountain expedition, why do you need such a large vehicle to drive to the cottage each weekend and do your grocery shopping?

[kentuckychic]

They're real live living breathing buffalo PB, not concrete. I swear there's a whole entire field of them right next to Mamaw and Grandaddy Bill's farm. We can ride out there at lunch if you'd like and I'll prove it to you. Of course I'm sure you probably have better plans. ;)

[PB&Kev]

I can't say much. I drive a Jeep...the big one. BUT, I do think there are some excesses. Ford is making a new one called an Excursion that is just insane. It makes the Navigator look small.

My friend and I rented an Expedition which is smaller than Ford's new one and it took me 5 minutes to tell you that I wouldn't consider buying one. It was definitely overkill.

[Edited by PB&Kev on May 23rd, 2001 at 07:20 AM]

[kentuckychic]

Excursion...Ford Excursion. The kind that Carlos drives.

Okay make me look stupid. Thanks buddy.

[vester]

That's the one, Excursion, not the Navigator. Big vehicle.

[PB&Kev]

That's an Expedition. The Excursion is BIGGER if you can believe that.

Gotta love that edit feature. ;)

[Short Chris]

OK for those of us scoring at home, from smallest to largest, what order are they in? Is it Navigator, Expedition, and then Excursion?

[vester]

I think that's the order X.

You can check it out at http://www.imcompensatingforsomething.com

[Short Chris]

Gosh vester, and here I thought most guys needed those huge vehicles because their units were so large. ;)

[kentuckychic]

Technically, it's Explorer, Expedition, Excursion. Navigator is by Lincoln not Ford. Now if we're just talking SUVs in general I don't have a clue.

I'm very disturbed at this moment because on my way to the restroom I passed one of the gay men in our office coming out of the men's restroom with a very 'cat that swallowed the canary' happy smile on his face. I don't want to know what happened in that restroom.

[Short Chris]

Maybe he was in there with Colby.

[vester]

Or George Michael.

[ellenmed]

LOL @ vester's "imcompensatingforsomething" post. RA-HAHA!

In high school, I embarassingly drove a Plymouth Fury II. Everyone called it The Tuna Boat. It was green too. Yuck!

[MerrySunshine]

Ellen, I too was a big green car girl in high school: Ford Granada. Horrible. But I could carry all of my friends in it! :)

[vester]

My sister and I shared a car in high school. I have no idea what make, but it was silver. And it was lopsided. This was due to said sister trying to drive it across a field.

[MerrySunshine]

One of those bush parties, no doubt . . . .

[ellenmed]

It is SO funny to read through this thread. Look where we came from. Wasn't this about donuts?!

Classic. This needs to be in the 80's Hall of Fame. :D

[Survivor]

What a CrAzY world we live it! :o:D

[Sal Collaziano]

Krispy Kreme! There's just NO stopping them!!!!!!!

[insearchofjason]

Sal, you think you can get a little picture of Christina sitting on that toothbrush?

Then and only then will your signature will be complete.

[PB&Kev]

The one with with her legs kicked up over her head and she's dress all in black leather. Sunny's favority...

We're asking for it today ISOJ. :)

[insearchofjason]

Is that picture of Christina with her legs in the air the one that has her mom in the picture too? :eek:

All they need now is a toothbrush.

[Sal Collaziano]

Hmm! Where's this picture! Sounds interesting! :p