Welcome to the first annual Bix family reunion!

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Welcome all!!! :D:D It's time for the Bix family reunion. As usual, *some* members are late, but it's all good. I brought my homemade mac&cheese, collard greens, cornbread, and chitterlings. :D:D Let's get this party started!!!

[*didi*]

Hey Mrs.Bix..how ya doin:D?

[Bix's Sister]

Hello ! Did you place poison in the food? :)

[CandyGirl26]

LMFAO!!!!!!!:P:D

[cyane]

Hello all from Bix family :)

Where is Bix da men ? :p

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Hi Didi! Are you new to the family??

Did you place poison in the food? Only in yours and the dear mother of yours :o:rolleyes:

[My Kind of Christina]

Mommy, I swallowed a piece of lego....

[*didi*]

yeah yeah yeah im new:p

LMFAO@MKOC:D

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Hello Cyane. Great to see some people are still mentally sane, although I cant say the same for my dear sister-in-law :rolleyes:

[cyane]

Bix has a Bro ??? ;)

[Christina_Rulez]

Ha ha LMAO!! This is gonna be good. So how are all of you doing??

[James Dean]

Not this again!

[Bix's Sister]

Oh, Shut up dear Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ :rolleyes:

[cyane]

Sane ?? who said the girl here is sane ? u must be blind hun :o:p

[TheCorrsFreak]

*LMFAO* :D:D Yay! The freaks are back!! :D:D:D

[Christina_Rulez]

Sane?? Mane. Fane. Lane. I can rhyme!!!!! LoL I'm in a retarted mood right now.

[*didi*]

where's mrs.bix?:o;):D

[*didi*]

LMFA@Christina_rulez!!!:D whas ur name?

[TheCorrsFreak]

Everybody already left? :(:( Aww! :(

[*didi*]

cheer up pilar:p:)!

[Bix's Sister]

Don't worry The Coors Freak , i'm still here :rolleyes:

[TheCorrsFreak]

*LOL* Thanks Di :D:):p

[cyane]

Me here lil sis :p

[TheCorrsFreak]

Oh, i see Bix's Sister is still here :D:p Umm, a new member of the family? :confused:

[*didi*]

no prob pilar:D!!

Where'd Mrs. Bix Go?:(:(

[TheCorrsFreak]

Eti!!!!!! :D:D

[Bix's Sister]

I don't know where dear Mrs. Bix is :rolleyes: Who cares , be glad she's finally gone

[cyane]

yawnn :o

[Christina_Rulez]

Um..I don't think Mrs. Bix is gonna like that Bix's Sister.

[cyane]

Hehe Bix sister is BAD :p

wass up lil sis :D im feeling sleepy :o

[DreamyEyesFan]

Where's the other half of the Brady Bunch? LOL :)

[TheCorrsFreak]

I see you hit 15000 big sis! :eek: Is there already a thread for you? My PC's goin' crazy again :o

[sohli5]

:confused: theres a Mrs Bix theres a Bix sister!!!
how many more we got?

[cyane]

Nooooo dont make a thread lil sis !!! :o

Your mofo computer again ?? :p

[TheCorrsFreak]

Eh, okay i won't make a thread for ya big sis :confused:

[cyane]

Its early i think all Bix family will be here later :p

[cyane]

LOL lil you always confused ;)

[ChristinaAguileraPollGuy]

this is a very confusing thread... LOL

[muas_speed]

umm...hey janiece..chu lien to me! mang, i come on fo nuddin mang! haha jk umm...

[Ladyrose]

does bix have a dog? i wanna be his puppy!:D

[muas_speed]

lmbo@lady

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Bix has a dog that's already posted: his sister :o

[Equinox]

no talking about bitches on this board!!! :o

[Ladyrose]

can i be his dog?

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Yeah I agree Oxy. His sister is slightly on the bitch side.

Ladyrose: You cant be sis dog. His sister already has that title.

[muas_speed]

ok i am like really lost here. whose a mauv dev??

[Equinox]

can you be his god?? oh..nevermind, i am going through my cixelsyd phase...

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

What a bunch of weirdos :rolleyes:

[muas_speed]

oh yep. and mrs. bix, guess what? we all learned it from u

[Ladyrose]

who i can i be then? can i be his shoes?

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Well muas_speed, I guess my mission here is complete :rolleyes:

[muas_speed]

gee, ladyrose is like just losing me here. but anywase, where is your family at? what kind of reunion is this. you have one but no one from the beach family shows up? haha

[Ladyrose]

well fine thats it i'm going to be Bix's shoes!

be back in a sec

[muas_speed]

y because you want to smell like his feet? dork!

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Beach family?? WTF?? You smoking day old crack again?? :rolleyes:

[Ladyrose]

lol! well i want to be his dog but NO!!

[muas_speed]

sorries mrs., me no do day old crack or any at all! o i forgot ur old so yea u wouldn't now the "now a days" terms

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Dogs can't type Einstein :rolleyes:


Where's the cornbread?

[muas_speed]

so, where is ur kids, ur hubby n ur mow the lawn? haha get it mow the lawn - mother in law haha

[muas_speed]

lolz! very true, DOGS can't type but i know mauv devs can

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Keep it up, and you'll be invited to perform on Def Comedy Jam :rolleyes:

My kids are probably hiding from you :o

[* a likely story *]

I guess it would help if Bix was actually here. I'll let you know when he's back. ;)

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

That's ok. He's actually kind of a party pooper. :p:o

[muas_speed]

whoa..so i take it, story has bix in her/his bed? haha

no they are prolly hiding from you, knowing that you gonna take all the food that they bringing..if they can cook

[Bix's Shoes]

ok, I think i'm an offical dork now!:D:eek::p;):):D

[muas_speed]

party pooper? so he poops at parties? haah lolz dang, then y have a reunion when they be poopin?

[2beautiful4words]

LOL @ Bix's shoes..

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

And the Dork of the Year Award goes to.......*drumroll, please*........LADYROSE!!!!! :rolleyes: Dumbass.


My kids would never hid from their mother!

[muas_speed]

of course u are! o my...

[Bix's Shoes]

hey i was runner up fr the coolest member in those award things to!:D

[* a likely story *]

Please muas I just ate. I'm a friend of Bix's, I stay with him at work / sometimes home. He ran out to the store for a second.

[muas_speed]

they wont hid from u but yea they'll hide from you. mrs bix, with all due respect, you need to go back to grammar school

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Unfortunately, I was dissed and did not win the Bitch of the Year Award :(:(:(. Stupid mofos!!! :mad::mad::mad:

[Edited by Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ on May 18th, 2001 at 11:27 PM]

[Bix's Shoes]

I don't get what you just wrote muas!:confused:

[muas_speed]

im not stopping your stomach from digesting am i? i hope not..and if i did..how?

[Bix's Shoes]

LOL@Mrs.bix!:)

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

I need to go back to grammar school?? I'm not the one who speaks in languages officially banned from the UN :rolleyes:

[muas_speed]

umm...mrs. beach...its win not when

[* a likely story *]

muas - story has bix in her/his bed

[Bix's Shoes]

Bix's shoes are being ignored!:( but hey, its ok i'm just an object, no feelings here!;)

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Ok muas. Whatever :rolleyes: I corrected. Happy??? Now it's your turn to edit all your posts and convert them into a language that is actually readible :o

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Sorry for ignoring you. It's just that toe jam is not my favorite scent :p

[Bix's Shoes]

who are you really mrs. bix?

[muas_speed]

im lost at what you said mrs. beach...ahah

uhh...i forgot what your point was story

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

I really am Mrs. Bix. You think I just go around pretending to be related to people for fun??? :confused::p;):o

[Bix's Shoes]

I can ahnostly(sp) say that Bix as quite nice scented feet!;)

[muas_speed]

ahahah, thats in your dreams now

[Bix's Shoes]

but you must have known bix before you married him! so...

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

If you think toe jam is a nice scent, more power to you.

[Bix's Shoes]

what is muas?

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Before I met him, I was an intern at a local hospital :);)

[muas_speed]

im nothing related to beach's family! and honestly is spelled wrong! no wonder ur his shoe

[Bix's Shoes]

mrs. bix, i know what you do for him! I see it all! i know you clean out his toe jam for him! and as he sticks his feet in me(lol) I'm am glad you did!:eek::D;):p:eek:

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Yes, you are the lucky one :o He's cleaning his own damn toes after today.

[Bix's Shoes]

I put the little "(sp)" thing after it so you would know that i spelled it wrong! get over the grammer thing ok?

[* a likely story *]

Eesh. Dense people here.

Bix's Shoes, make like a shoe and stuff a sock in it. :p

[Bix's Shoes]

what did i do?:confused::(

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Dense people here If you dont like, dont come in here. But dont ruin our fun by insulting us. :mad::mad:

Shoes: I could care less about spelling because it is my worse subject.

[* a likely story *]

I was kidding. I'm not one to pass up the opportunity for a bad pun. :p

[Bix's Shoes]

spelling ain't my worst subject, just typing is. and i also like just draw a blank when i'm trying to figure out how to spell something

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Is it just me, or is LD on drugs again??

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Ok, like it just totally eradicated one of my replies :confused:

[muas_speed]

darn, right when i get this thing going for me, i lose what i have to say...gee lemme go back and re-read ur craps...


o..i think the spelling and typin thing just runs in the beach family. i mean look at u guys

[Bix's first born child]

:o Hi Everyone, I have no idea what's going on.
Daddy. :p

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Look at us?? We're beautiful. The kids get their looks from their parents. What else is there to look at? Hater :rolleyes:

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

My beautiful child has woken up :) How was your nap precious?

[muas_speed]

whoa...ur daughter decides to share her food! haha o yea u guys look like the green smilies u keep putting on...gross

[Bix's first born child]

you don't even want us getting started on you... :rolleyes: (am I being bit*hy enough ma?:p)

[Bix's first born child]

Gross would be that rag you call a t-shirt. :rolleyes:

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Yes baby, but you can be bitchier and unleash the beast! :)

[muas_speed]

haha lmbo! oh, so ur mom couldn't be b!tchy so she had asked you to be...ahh i see

[muas_speed]

your mom gave it to me to wrap it up and give it back to you as a present since she couldn't get you anoda one

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

No dumbass. My child doesnt have to do my work for me; I just dont want to hurt you sensitive feelings....yet.

[muas_speed]

whoa...the beach family are beasts! im skird

[Bix's first born child]

your mom gave it to me to wrap it up and give it back to you as a present since she couldn't get you anoda one
..and possibly one day your mother will grace you with the gift of a little thing called Grammar school..:rolleyes:

Also.. Did this "muas_speed" character's reply make ANY sense?

[Edited by Bix's first born child on May 19th, 2001 at 12:04 AM]

[muas_speed]

sure sure u male donkey! you just aren't capable of doing what you think you can thats all

[muas_speed]

gee, obviously, ur mom is the one who needs grammar classes, along with spellin..infact the whole beach family does

[Bix's first born child]

I wouldn't test her.. I've seen her take daddy.. :o

[muas_speed]

did your mom correct you on what you said? is that why it was edited...or was it her teacher?

[Bix's first born child]

Uh Huh, Right.. Tell me again about the time you won that spelling bee...

Uh HuH I doN TiNk So!~
:rolleyes::p

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

You tell her baby!!! And she had the nerves to say I needed grammar school :rolleyes:

[muas_speed]

of course she's taken ur dad, that how she got u right? duh

[muas_speed]

u and ur family does. dont deny its ok to need to go back and retake something that you were suppose to learn when u was a teen

[Bix's first born child]

Not in that sense, Oh Simple One. Some people. :rolleyes:

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

What a sick pervert you are. Go get laid; that way you dont have to worry about me and my hubby's business. Freak.

Exactly baby :rolleyes: Thankful, our family is on the upper tier when it comes to intelligence. I cant say the same for muas_speed though.

[Bix's first born child]

dont deny its ok to need to go back and retake something that you were suppose to learn when u was a teen


You need to go back and ask yourself why you posted something that ignorant, It may seem impossible but my view of you just got a whole lot worst.

One Word: RE-Read! :rolleyes:

[muas_speed]

im no pervert!

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Baby, that quote didnt even make sense. What is that, Number 2 on the list of Rejected Languages? :rolleyes:

[muas_speed]

whoa...did ur daughter come up with RE-Read all by herself! shocked! :eek:

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

My daughter can do more than that by herself. You'll experience it first hand if you keep insulting her.

[Bix's first born child]

:rolleyes:

Need I bring up
dont deny its ok to need to go back and retake something that you were suppose to learn when u was a teen

Again?
Yeah, so SHUT UP. :rolleyes::p

dAt iSh So MeAn!~

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

LMFAO!! :D:D:D Good use of her annoying alteration of caps lock and lower case font baby :)

[muas_speed]

what is mean? i see nothing mean. but hey like they say, some people can't handle the truth, and yes, i think that is u

[muas_speed]

wow, that hurt! im surprised you even went about thinking too

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Muas_speed. You want the truth? Well YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!! Truth is, your grammar sucks. PM me your addy and I'll be happy to order you Hooked On Phonics. Then you too can testify about how much it has helped you.

[muas_speed]

here, why dont we just save you the money, and you just send me all the ones that your family has used

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Actually, we were born with great grammar and an even more stellar sarcasm ability :)

[Bix's first born child]

It's gonna take a lot more than hooked on phonics to even begin to help this girl.. Anywhere you can order miracles? :rolleyes:

[muas_speed]

are you sure? i doubt it, come on mrs. beach u dont have to lie now! just tell the truth bout ur family! how they are so embarrass that u might eat all their food, their speaking, along with grammar and everything that is a mistake...o wait...the beach family is a mistake...

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

But it's a start baby. You gotta start somewhere. I wonder why your father hasnt touched this thread :o:p:confused:

[muas_speed]

isn't that what your mom tried ordering but instead of getting a good miracle, she ended up with a family that dont even show up to their own reunion?

[Bix's first born child]

There's only one mistake that I see here. :rolleyes:

Oh Wait, I found two, One mistake made by the biggest Mistake of them all...

how they are so embarrassed that u might eat all their food
Those 2 letters go a long way..

[muas_speed]

gee its only obvious, he's embarrass to have u two rep the beach family so y is he going to give himself some more bad rep

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

LMFAO!!! She keeps forgetting the "ed" portion of the word. What an idoit!

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

That's quite enough... http://people.ne.mediaone.net/kosto2/buildingblocks/smallobjects/smilies3d/true_mad.gif

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Maus_speed you heard the man. That's enough picking on my child!

[Bix's first born child]

gee its only obvious, he's embarrassed to have u two rep the beach family so y is he going to give
What on earth are we gonna do with you? :rolleyes:

He's here, he just is waiting for the trashy grammar-less simple people to leave.
He's not embarass.. oh, I mean embarrassed of us, he's just afraid of you. :rolleyes::p

[muas_speed]

your family is the BIG TIME mistake that ever got onto this planet. gee, no wonder its hard for the FBI to find the beach family. its ok to hide but it wont last long

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

*LMFAO* You go baby girl!! That's my daughter!! :D:D:D

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

You made absolutely no sense whatsoever there muas_speed. But then again, what else is new??

[Bix's first born child]

I shouldn't even give that last "reply" of yours a comment, but here goes...

WTF?

IF you made any less sense.... :rolleyes:

[muas_speed]

im very scared of that face! oh, am i hurting her feelings? come on face it you guys, your not meant to be in this world and its ok. dont take your anger out on all of us.

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

The Earth is full muas_speed.......Go home!

[muas_speed]

member, i learned from you guys. you tried to teach me your dumb grammar s and gave me ur dumb hooked on phonics stuff

[Bix's first born child]

Okay, You're so on my last nerve..

Go Learn English, Then We'll have something to talk about. :rolleyes:

[LuckyGenie]

Sorry im late. What the f@#! is goin on here? This looks more like a Jerry Springer show than a reunion.

[muas_speed]

wow, ur daughter knows how to do bold! did she want a cookie? or should i say poopie..since she's a party pooper

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

No......actually you were talking that weak ass language long before we invaded LD. Dont blame your grammar shortcomings on us.

[Bix's first born child]

oh wow, Muas_speed used correct spelling. Better give her a DOG TREAT
:rolleyes:

Oh Great, Another one. :rolleyes:

[muas_speed]

and how would you know that? so i take it you were stalkin me before you even came here! aahh ...

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Welcome to the sideshow Lucky..

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Stalking you?? Please. I'd choose someone who knows how to actually use words if I wanted to stalk someone. Dont flatter yourself :rolleyes:

[muas_speed]

oh no, save those for your family. i know you guys constantly run out of food so that will keep you guys living til your mom goes back out and does her corner jobs

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

1. I dont work on corners, unlike you. Is being a street pharmacist really contributing to society??

2. We dont eat dog biscuits. We eat gourmet meals of lobster and veal parmasean.

3. You still are in dire need of some grammar lessons.

4. Dont hate us because we are beautiful.

[muas_speed]

lmbo@lucky

wow...the father speaks...im shock that he even knows how

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Dont you go making fun of my husband. He hasnt insulted you....yet.

[muas_speed]

wow, you know how to make lists? shockin

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

I'm not surprised you didnt respond to the street pharmacist comment, being that you dont know what one is now do you??? :o

[Bix's first born child]

Girl, Your "Comebacks" are soo weak. You should just let us set here and make fun of you w/o trying to defend yourself..Oh yeah, we're already doing that. :rolleyes:

[muas_speed]

wow, u sure do wear the pants in that family. obviously he sure dont know how to speak for himself

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Exactly dear. Her weak ass comments just give us more reasons to insult her.

[muas_speed]

o really...i could have sworn it was just your mom. i didn't know that you made your own comebacks

[Jon Deserves Kelly]

don't make me bring me and my other personalities in this!

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

I'd love to make fun of your dumbass all night, but I got to get some beauty rest. You actually need it more than I do, but hey, what can I do? See your dumbass tomorrow!

[Bix's first born child]

I can't take reading this anymore, let me rest my eyes and my decifering skills. You need to be in the Army Intelligence just to try to crack a word from her.
Who know's maybe she'll become gifted and gain half a brain. :rolleyes:

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Anything else?

[Bix's first born child]

Great, Another Moronic Idiot. :rolleyes::p
( At least this boy has some ideas of what English is )

[muas_speed]

hey jon, im just talkin to these niag raum because they're reunion sucks...the momma needed some company

[just_christina]

Wow, I've said this before, but Bix.. You're such a lucky man. :p;)

[Jon Deserves Kelly]

goodnight Mrs. Bix... PLEASE GET YOUR BEAUTY REST... i think 1000 years should do it to make you decent looking

[muas_speed]

so he speaks once again. oh u mean ur doggy sleep sure go right ahead. i guess i'll see u at your second reunion that wont work out again right?

[Jon Deserves Kelly]

this is one screwed up family...

and Jen, to say this reunion sucks is a disgrace to the word sucks :P

[LuckyGenie]

That's it. I cant believe im seeing this. All of you need to chill out. There should'nt eveen be a reunion party. Especially with all this hostile arguing and fighting.

[Jon Deserves Kelly]

isn't it scary LuckyGenie... but the board does need some livining (if that's even a word) up lol

[Bix's first born child]

You're all talk when we aren't here to back ourselves up. Be Proud. :rolleyes::p

[Jon Deserves Kelly]

fine now your here... be proud you can type : rolleyes : wow good for you at least you can do something right...
i can do it too :rolleyes: hey i can do it twice :rolleyes::rolleyes:

your just mad cuz your the first born and nobody wants you anymore... they take care of the other children but not you, you don't matter anymore


:P

[Bix's first born child]

Is that the best you can do? Please. :rolleyes: You wait till tommorow, you'll get whats coming to you. :rolleyes::p;)

[muas_speed]

haha that is true jon, its a disgrace to the word sucks. jon, she/he just can't handle it without her mom and her speechless dad who can't even say a word with his wifes presence.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Speechless one?

[Edited by Bix,threetwosandaBBQ on May 19th, 2001 at 02:01 AM]

[Jon Deserves Kelly]

what's that supposed to mean Bix?

hmm hehehehe

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Oh, nothing. :o

[Jon Deserves Kelly]

wow i'm sorry bix... are you pissed at me? whatever i do right now and as of 2 or 3 hours ago is not my fault.. hehe it's all the sleepyness and there's only one way to get rid of it and i don't want to take that route..

God Bless America

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Nah.. it's not you. It's nothing. :)

[Jon Deserves Kelly]

is something on your mind... if you need to talk you can pm me or we can talk here or you can im me on msn or aim!

[DemonCleaner Version 2.0]

Makes me indifferent to miss this reunion....

[GenieNet]

Something tells me Nik and Mike haven't been reading this thread that closely...LOL somebody's takin' a beatin' in here :D

And you're right, Alvin. Makes me long for b*tchslap fights at my family reunion...